So true.

[Sable Phoenix]

Satire (http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2570686&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=all&vc=1) is great, isn't it?

[Cold Quake]

<Smart yet funny post relating to the topic in the link>

...


Ah, if only good posts were that easy for me...

[Kinetix]

<A few words adding nothing to the thread's content. Post missing a smiley causing it to be misread>

[The Widowed]

<A mewing lament for the original topic, belated and vague praise for how good the topic was and an attempt to call CuppaJo's fitness as a moderator into question as a weak retributive measure against her act of closing the original topic>

[Randomus]

That's hilarious.

[Freeze Warning]

<viewing the thread, but never coming up with anything to add that hasn't already been said, and so not posting and remaining a lurker>

[Vendel]

<reads eveything then makes a snide comment that no one gets, but I think is funny to no end>

[suburbanhell]

<laughs and forwards to all his friends even if they don't play mmorpgs...friends send back weird looks...>

[Esbat]

<Posts an innuendo ladened short reply to above posts solely to entice all women and men-pretending-to-be-women to a sordid affair through PMs.>

[Malibu Sally]

<copies a particularly witty reply in the original thread and pastes it here>

<does a pole dance to keep Esbat occupied so the other women can safely peruse the thread>

[Esbat]

<Posts a singular smiley and jubilantly observes the pole dance whilst carrying on his PM affairs with Blue Bolt, Frost Sampson, Threshold, and Joe Schmoe.>

[suburbanhell]

<watches Sally dance, forgets what he was originally came in here for...>

[Masked Revenger]

<short comment indicating my immense enjoyment about the original post, followed by a smiley.>

Chris

[Esbat]

<Blatant attack on the above poster's sexual preference; then continuance of oogling>

[Masked Revenger]

<Blatant attack on the above poster's sexual preference; then continuance of oogling>

<makes snide comment about being comfertable enough in his sexuality that he doesn't feel the need to shove it in everyone's face. Follows it up with a winkey smiley.>

Chris

[The Icy One]

<short post of laughter at the previous posters "winkey" smiley - followed by a P.S. including his dear hopes that he meant "winking">

[Masked Revenger]

<cryptic coment about never knowing for sure.>

Chris

[Necrosys]

<makes snide comment about being comfertable enough in his sexuality that he doesn't feel the need to shove it in everyone's face. Follows it up with a winkey smiley.>

Chris

Oh... good one!

[Malibu Sally]

<plea to any mod to lock or delete this thread>

[Valcarde]

<random 'trendy' comment here, such as Kill Skuls, or Gone to the Americans>

[Malibu Sally]

<random 'trendy' comment here, such as Kill Skuls, or Gone to the Americans>

<snide remark on how those comments are no longer 'trendy' but old, tired and overused> :P

[Tsarmina]

<Posts harshly how people should learn manners and try to behave themselves. Inserts angry smilie. Then posts how she thinks the previous poster's avatar is so adorable. Inserts grining smilie.>

[Masked Revenger]

Okay, I hope everyone knows that the comments posted by both Esbat and myself were jokes, and were not ment to be taken in any way seriously. I know I wasn't insulted by anything... I hope Es wasn't either.

Chris

[The Widowed]

<vague and improbable threat to add saltpeter to the water supply if this "jiggles" nonsense continues, while providing no figure for how much saltpeter would be required for such a monumental task>

[Sable Phoenix]

<Detached yet bitingly satirical comments about the impossibility of posting ANYTHING without it getting hijacked, followed by an attempt to force the thread back onto the original topic, further followed by sarcastic comments about how such efforts are inevitably futile>

[MikeKAY]

<Headbangs to AC/DC in a closed thread> :headbang:

[Poison]

<wonders who closed this, moves it to the Spam forum and deletes the bad posts>

[Tsarmina]

<A mewing lament for the original topic, belated and vague praise for how good the topic was and an attempt to call CuppaJo's fitness as a moderator into question as a weak retributive measure against her act of closing the original topic>
<short comment indicating my immense enjoyment about the original post, followed by a smiley.>
<Detached yet bitingly satirical comments about the impossibility of posting ANYTHING without it getting hijacked, followed by an attempt to force the thread back onto the original topic, further followed by sarcastic comments about how such efforts are inevitably futile>
<wonders who closed this for what reason, moves it to the Spam forum and deltes the bad posts>
<Quotes several posts and agrees with them but doesn't add any further comments or statements of her own, thus contributing nothing to the discussion.>

[Esbat]

<Wonders why his posts were deleted then laments that their reasons were valid then links to a past thread that no longer exists>

[Masked Revenger]

<begins posting something intelligent and topical, but changes mind and posts something that pokes fun at the previous poster.>

Chris

[Esbat]

<attacks the poster then the Devs for nerfing Burn/Smoke Gernade>

[Malibu Sally]

<vague and improbable threat to add saltpeter to the water supply if this "jiggles" nonsense continues, while providing no figure for how much saltpeter would be required for such a monumental task>
<speculates that Widdy must actually have a jiggly fixation to rival Esbat or Burby followed by a winky and EEk emotes>

[Tsarmina]

<Goes off in a long winded rant explaining why the current nurf to *insert AT power here* is so much more unfair than any other. Post rambles on and on in one huge paragraph which no one will read beyond the first couple of sentences. Includes bad spelling and misinformation as well as name calling and general fit throwing that would make a 3yr old proud.>

[Sebastian Kain]

<Devours the thread whole>

Don't look at me... :shinner:

[Poison]

<sprays SK with water and kssssshs him, causing SK to spit the thread out again, almost as good as new >
:baseball:

[Tsarmina]

<Digs thread up and posts a one sentence agreement with original poster>

[Malibu Sally]

<comment about deceased equines and the mistreatment of such>

[Sebastian Kain]

<sprays SK with water and kssssshs him, causing SK to spit the thread out again, almost as good as new >
:baseball:

How dare you spray me! I'm not an animal! :cry:

[Tsarmina]

<Scolds the above poster for not staying on the topic of the thread. Then makes a reference to pie.>

[Sebastian Kain]

<eats all of Mina's pie and rubs his bald head for being scolded :cry:>

[Joe Schmoe]

<Says something completely random, then a crazy smiley, trying to make the assumption that I'm a loon obviously. Continues to comment on Esbat's tight hard ass, jokingly saying I'm secure with my sexuality as well, but then doesn't specify what my sexuality is to make everyone wonder and guess. Does something stupid, childish, and/or cartoonish for attention and/or pity.>

;)