Can you say...sloth?

[BvS]

Or are you too lazy (http://www.absolution-online.com/)?

[coldcut]

http://www.absolution-online.com/confessional/index.php3?sin=26&d=4

[BvS]

Hahahahaha! (took me a minute :) )

[The Widowed]

I wonder if I can sin my ass off and get to the point where the ePriest just throws up his hands and says "Oh, screw this. You're going to Hell."

http://img64.echo.cx/img64/3397/SINNER.jpg
God damn it! I forgot to add "Class A Sorcery" and I couldn't find anything about having sex with fallen angels. Oh, wait...I just said "Goddamnit", didn't I? Oops, I said "Goddamnit" again. Holy crap! I just said "Goddamnit" again....

*adds Blasphemy to the list...oh, wait. It's already there. That means I have carte blanche, Goddamnit! Goddamnit, Goddamnit, Goddamnit, Goddamnit, Goddamnit....*

Okay, eConfessional, give it to me baby!

http://img64.echo.cx/img64/4097/Sinner2.jpg
What?!? 1,395 Hail Marys, 40 Our Fathers and 9 weeks of fasting?!?

What do you think I am, some kind of lightweight?

Wussies!

Okay, time for a change of tack. Let's shoot for the bare minimum here.
http://img64.echo.cx/img64/1900/Sinner3.jpg
"I cannot tell a lie. Okay, that was a lie."

Rock my socks, eHoly Man!

http://img64.echo.cx/img64/9234/Sinner4.jpg

Well...that was a complete waste of my time. It didn't even ask me to say "Sorry". Our priests back at Sacred Heart would've at least saddled me with a Hail Mary or an Apostles' Creed or something....

Ah, well. Repeat after me, you sinners!

"Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee."

...

Try to keep up with me, Goddamnit.

[coldcut]

I like the fact that this site seems to have taken the legal implications into greater consideration than the moral and ethical.

The bit about reporting your sins to the authorities of the land and all.

[Solario]

These are my legit answers (Bare in mind I'm a Buddist :D) (Oddly enough my last one was about 720 Hail Mary and 46 Our Fathers):

"Superstition Class D
Sorcery...the attempt to tame evil forces under one's own control Class C
Sacrilege...treating irreverently the things that are holy Class C
Missing Mass on any Sunday or Holy Day of Obligation Class A
Greed...the desire to acquire earthly goods without limit Class D
Divination...seriously consulting horoscopes, astrology, or interpreting omens Class D
Excessive consumerism Class D
Divination...seriously consulting horoscopes, astrology, or interpreting omens Class C
Disobedience toward rightful authority...parents, teachers, employers, the law Class B
Any use of illegal drugs, including alcohol for those under the legal age of consumption Class C
Any practice of the occult, e.g., Ouija boards or tarot cards Class B
Abortion...any cooperation in the act of an abortion, including giving your approval Class C
Reading obscene publications such as "Bizarre Magazine" Class C
Masturbation Class B
Any use of or purchasing of pornographic material Class C
Gaudium - dwelling with complacency on sins already committed Class D
Delectatio Morosa - the pleasure taken in a sinful thought or imagination even without desiring it Class B
Anger Class D
Envy Class D
Sloth Class D
Lust Class A
Gluttony Class D
Gluttony Class D
Avarice Class D
Vainglory (Pride) Class E
Coveteousness Class C
Lying Class C
Theft Class D
Adultery Class D
Failure to Honour Parents Class D
Failure to Honour Parents Class C
Failure to Respect the Sabbath Class C
Blasphemy Class C
Idolatory Class A
Gods before Him Class A

Recite 482 Hail Marys and 46 Our Fathers.
You should fast for a total of 6 weeks. If this is too much to do at once due to the length of the fast, or infirmity, it is acceptable to break a fast into smaller sections. If you are unsure how long it is safe to fast for, consult a doctor."

[BvS]

I broke it.

[The Widowed]

I broke it.
How did you accomplish that? :o

[Got]

Recite 1151 Hail Marys and 58 Our Fathers. You should fast for a total of 7 weeks.

Thank God I don't believe in Him.

[Solario]

Recite 1151 Hail Marys and 58 Our Fathers. You should fast for a total of 7 weeks.

Thank God I don't believe in Him.


Feel the same way, man. I have to say though, I'm in awe of your sinful behavior. :D

[Got]

Feel the same way, man. I have to say though, I'm in awe of your sinful behavior. :D
I dare not post the list as you did.

Although it would probably have been bigger if I knew what "felching" was.

[Charon]

"Thank God I don't believe in Him."


Bit of an ironic comment, that.

[The Widowed]

Feel the same way, man. I have to say though, I'm in awe of your sinful behavior. :D
You were really talking about my sinful behavior, weren't you? ;)

[Black Razor]

Recite 1879 Hail Marys and 61 Our Fathers ... oh come on ...I've been bad but SHEESH! If I wasnt already wiccan I would sooo leave the church.

[iggy880]

I only put half of mine, and got Recite 651 Hail Marys and 22 Our Fathers nd 9 days of fasting.

Oh an, Superstition is class A for me, I am a Red Sox fan, and until last year it was my job to be.

[PawnOfFate]

You don't want to know.

...

Seriously.

I'm not only going to hell. I'm driving the bus.

[Stalking Shadow]

Lord, deliver me from your followers.

[Plasma Wisp]

Why is it that hail marys blatenly outnumber our fathers?

I thougth Jesus forgives those that forgive others.

Lord, I forgive others for their sins.

[PawnOfFate]

No, I'm not kidding... I didn't lie or try to embellish anything...

Recite 3060 Hail Marys and 100 Our Fathers

...

I really am going to hell. No questions asked.

Oh, and I'm supposed to fast for 17 weeks for my mortal sins. Over 4 months....

[Solario]

I have to say I'm very proud of all us hellions, heathens and fallen individuals here.

And Fate... Can you save me a seat up in the front of the bus?

[TroubleWolf]

Man, I totally thought this thread was going to be about the deformed dude from the Goonies.

Let down.

Edit: Also, Pagina tres!