I think Esbat's girlfriend killed him [Archive] - City of Heroes Forums

Seraphim

08-12-2005, 04:49 PM

He hasn't been around since the 29th, and on the 28th he said he had a new girlfriend.

Anyone wanna guess how that conversation went?

Him: Can you put on this cat outfit for me.
Her: Excuse me?

Joe Schmoe

08-12-2005, 05:17 PM

I miss Esbat! Its not the same when I say something crazy/random over the channel without him trying to keep up with me..

Kinetix

08-12-2005, 05:30 PM

Where is he?!

Seadevil

08-12-2005, 05:58 PM

He hasn't been around since the 29th, and on the 28th he said he had a new girlfriend.

Anyone wanna guess how that conversation went?

Him: Can you put on this cat outfit for me.
Her: Excuse me?

That or she did it and he hasn't left the bedroom. O_o

Krypto

08-12-2005, 06:03 PM

Hahaha.

iggy880

08-12-2005, 06:43 PM

Maybe she is blackmailing him for his catgirl fetish or whatever. Poor, poor confused Esbat. Missing out on the most recent set of catgirl heroes.

The Widowed

08-12-2005, 08:06 PM

We met Anabolic Tabby at the Thursday Night Tussle last night.

It looks like there's another tomcat in the cathouse. Esbat needs to work on the competition. :D

Poison

08-12-2005, 09:22 PM

Come on, it's prolly his first girlfriend. Give him 3 months to return to normality. :p

Krypto

08-12-2005, 09:30 PM

Esbat got laid. That's the only possible explanation.
He's finally realized how much sex > CoH.

...But what he doesnt realize...is how much better sex AND CoH is. :cool:

The Icy One

08-12-2005, 09:32 PM

I think Esbats girlfriend... ate him! ...In the unfriendly way, don't let your minds wander... >>

Krypto

08-12-2005, 09:33 PM

Come on, it's prolly his first girlfriend. Give him 3 months to return to normality. :p

Either that, or he falls completely in "love" and ends up marrying her. Silly kids these days.

Tsarmina

08-12-2005, 09:40 PM

Maybe she turned out to be a even bigger freak than Esbat and he's cowering in a corner?? WE MUST SAVE HIM!!

GargoyleKDR

08-12-2005, 10:01 PM

Maybe she turned out to be a even bigger freak than Esbat and he's cowering in a corner?? WE MUST SAVE HIM!!

...or pictures. Those would work too.

:D

iggy880

08-12-2005, 11:15 PM

Maybe she robbed him and now he can't pay for this month of CoH?

Randomus

08-12-2005, 11:25 PM

Oh, he's fine.

Istasi

08-12-2005, 11:34 PM

Oh, he's fine.

How do we know that we can trust you? Hmmmm?

sheld0n

08-12-2005, 11:38 PM

Well, he's the one who keeps him tied up in the closet, for one...

Randomus

08-12-2005, 11:40 PM

Chances are good he just decided that having money for dates and flowers and such took precedence over money for CoH.

Seraphim

08-13-2005, 01:30 AM

Chances are good he just decided that having money for dates and flowers and such took precedence over money for CoH.
But posting here costs nothing!

Randomus

08-13-2005, 01:39 AM

Might be one of those women who wants to "change him" by cutting him off from everything he enjoys and trying to turn him into a stone cold gangsta. You know how it is.

Krypto

08-13-2005, 02:07 AM

Might be one of those women who wants to "change him" by cutting him off from everything he enjoys and trying to turn him into a stone cold gangsta. You know how it is.

And he's not going to bitch about it either, cause you know, he's at least getting some. :D

Seraphim

08-13-2005, 02:19 AM

Might be one of those women who wants to "change him" by cutting him off from everything he enjoys and trying to turn him into a stone cold gangsta. You know how it is.
Yeah. I never understood that. Trying to change a guy is pointless. It might work for like 3 weeks but after that it just doesn't work.

Krypto

08-13-2005, 02:58 AM

You'd be surprised the kind of influence women have when they know what to do with it, Sera. :* I've seen enough guys turned into women by their girlfriends. :p

For guys who haven't really had a girlfriend or sex before, they can/will give up practically anything for it. Including, but not limited to: Video games, money, their friends, working out, their own opinions, and their school work.

These things have all happened to some of my friends, and it's sad to see it happen. But I guess that's the way things go. :(

iggy880

08-13-2005, 04:13 AM

My older brother hasn't even done it but he has his first GF and is in college and whenever he comes home and they are awayt from each other they are on the phone for like 3 hours at a time and like 4 calls a day.

Seraphim

08-13-2005, 04:31 AM

You'd be surprised the kind of influence women have when they know what to do with it, Sera. :* I've seen enough guys turned into women by their girlfriends. :p

Like I said it will work for a short period of time. But in the end it never works out. It goes through a few stages. First the guy just takes the ribbing from his friends as funny. Then he gets pissed at his friends. Then he decides to stop seeing them. Then a fight happens between him and the girlfriend about something really stupid because he has all this anger he wants to get out. He goes back to his friends to tick her off. She decides either one of 2 things depending on how good of a bf he was. If she wants she will beg for him to come back, and he will either flip the tables completly or the cycle will start over. If he was a crappy guy she just leaves him to rot, and one of two things happen, either the relationship is over, or the guy crawls back to her and the cycle starts again.

Not like I speak from experience :p

Krypto

08-13-2005, 04:46 AM

Well, of all the experiences I've seen, it's lasted at least a year. But really, it's all largely dependant on the guy's willpower. If the guy has a strong will, and lots of friends to go back to, it wont affect him near as much as the guy without many friends, and who has never had a girlfriend before. But even a few of the stronger willed get taken down as well sometimes.

But this: Then a fight happens between him and the girlfriend about something really stupid because he has all this anger he wants to get out. He goes back to his friends to tick her off. She decides either one of 2 things depending on how good of a bf he was. If she wants she will beg for him to come back, and he will either flip the tables completly or the cycle will start over. If he was a crappy guy she just leaves him to rot, and one of two things happen, either the relationship is over, or the guy crawls back to her and the cycle starts again.

I've seen all too often.

Been in many bad relationships? :think:

Seraphim

08-13-2005, 04:51 AM

Been in many bad relationships? :think:

:) Guys tend to think that they can get away with alot because i'm not a "normal" girl. Contrary to popular belief, just because i'll play crystal chronicals with you doesn't mean I like sitting there for 2hrs watching you play madden.

Krypto

08-13-2005, 04:53 AM

Heh, if that's the best(or worst?) you can come up with, you've got it easy! :kiss:

:neener:

WingedAvenger

08-13-2005, 05:02 AM

But posting here costs nothing!Nothing... but your SOUL!!

(Dun dun duuuuuuuuun.....) :shinner:

Seraphim

08-13-2005, 05:02 AM

Heh, if that's the best(or worst?) you can come up with, you've got it easy! :kiss:

:neener:
I don't share everything :)

Seraphim

08-13-2005, 05:02 AM

Nothing... but your SOUL!!

(Dun dun duuuuuuuuun.....) :shinner:
I lost that when I told the priest they shouldn't confirm me but they did anyway :)

Krypto

08-13-2005, 05:05 AM

Probably for the best, but I doubt they can top the things that's happened to a friend of mine. Not that this is a "****ty relationship" contest or anything. :p

Krypto

08-13-2005, 05:06 AM

I lost my soul when I accepted Superman as my Lord and Savior.

...kidding, of course.

Seraphim

08-13-2005, 05:23 AM

Probably for the best, but I doubt they can top the things that's happened to a friend of mine. Not that this is a "****ty relationship" contest or anything. :p
Lets just say, there's a reason I don't drink at parties anymore :)

The Widowed

08-13-2005, 05:36 AM

Krypto

08-13-2005, 05:36 AM

Oi, drunken college parties never end well...

Seraphim

08-13-2005, 05:39 AM

For some odd reason, I (or, rather, we) feel the need to abstain from posting in a potential powderkeg topic like this.... :look:

But neither of us likes sports games, so the Madden thing isn't really an issue here. Sports games suck. :cool:

We're still torn on the issue of how much fun Puzzle Pirates is, though...heh.

Okay, time to shut up. Back to you guys. :rolleyes:
Puzzle Pirates was alot of fun. I played it for like 2hrs I think. I was really bored one day and maple story was down. (My school blocked coh on me for the last month I was in school)

Poison

08-13-2005, 08:44 AM

Aaaaaaanyway...

Since Esbat met his girlfriend through CoH, I do wonder where he is. Do they emote in bed now, or what?

Krypto

08-13-2005, 08:47 AM

Aaaaaaanyway...

Since Esbat met his girlfriend through CoH, I do wonder where he is. Do they emote in bed now, or what?

LMAO. :chuckle:

Nice one, Poison.

Solario

08-13-2005, 09:46 AM

I lost my soul when I accepted Superman as my Lord and Savior.

...kidding, of course.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

Oi everyone, I'm back from three days of debauchery and somewhat hungover, so don't expect me to be in a joyious mood today. ;)

iggy880

08-13-2005, 04:47 PM

For some odd reason, I (or, rather, we) feel the need to abstain from posting in a potential powderkeg topic like this.... :look:

But neither of us likes sports games, so the Madden thing isn't really an issue here. Sports games suck. :cool:

We're still torn on the issue of how much fun Puzzle Pirates is, though...heh.

Okay, time to shut up. Back to you guys. :rolleyes:

I like sports games just fine, I just like severely suck at most of them (or so I'm told bymy brother)