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Solario
08-09-2005, 01:03 AM
I am Spartacus!

(I am also bored out of my skull.)
TheImperial
08-09-2005, 01:13 AM
No - I'm Spartacus!
iggy880
08-09-2005, 01:55 AM
No, I' Sparticus, and that guy in your chat room.
Krypto
08-09-2005, 02:19 AM
I think you're all gay.
coldcut
08-09-2005, 02:38 AM
I'm Rick James, bitch!
Randomus
08-09-2005, 02:47 AM
Think you can take on the Revolution?
The Widowed
08-09-2005, 02:51 AM
My name is Inigo Montoya....
MikeKAY
08-09-2005, 02:53 AM
I'm Bob.
WingedAvenger
08-09-2005, 03:00 AM
I'm hungry.
ThunderMace
08-09-2005, 03:44 AM
listen. Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?
Sebastian Kain
08-09-2005, 03:45 AM
I'm a jew.
Joe Schmoe
08-09-2005, 04:28 AM
I'm a human BEEEIIING!
8 Ball
08-09-2005, 04:36 AM
I thought I was Spartacus...turns out it was just a mild case of Schizophrenia.
The Widowed
08-09-2005, 04:47 AM
I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

(Notice that that old Dr. Pepper jingle makes no sense. :D )
Vendel
08-09-2005, 06:43 AM
I'm your worst nightmare.......... :shinner:
Astartus
08-09-2005, 07:04 AM
Luke, I'm your father!
coldcut
08-09-2005, 07:10 AM
Oh, and while we're all stepping up to get nailed to a cross:

Dave: And now . . . the Dr. Seuss Bible! "One day," God said, "This is what
I will do. I'll send down my son, I'll send him to you, to clear up this humpity
bumpity hullabaloo. His name will be Christ and he'll never wear shoes. And
his pals will all call him the King of the Jews!"

He didn't come in a plane, he didn't come in a jeep, he didn't come in the
pouch of a high-jumping vo veep. He road on the back of a black sasatoo -
which is the blackiest creature you ever could view. He road to Jerusalem -
home of the grumpity Jews - where false prophets were worshipped, some
even in two's. There was Murray von Muir and Genghis Vo Vooze - the one
you could worship by taking a snooze.

Christ spoke from a mound, which is a pile of ground and people gathered
around without making a sound. Thus he spake . . . Sin in socks, socks full of
sin. How do we quiet this Jehovity din? "Do unto others as they do unto you"
That includes you young Timothy Foo!! (points to a little boy) One pharisee
said to another he knew -

Kevin: What shall we do with this upitty Jew?

Bruce: We can wash him in wine and make him all clean and into Sam Zittle's
crucifixion machine!!!

Dave: Twirl the gawhirl and release the gavlease and in go the nails as fast as
you please. And it is said that he said as he bled -

Scott: Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do, for they walk
through this life in two crappity shoes.

All: Do you?

Dave: Amen! [closes the Bible, walks off with child]
Tarkenchi
08-09-2005, 08:00 AM
Im bananaphone!
Poison
08-09-2005, 08:16 AM
I am rubber, you are glue...
sheld0n
08-09-2005, 11:06 AM
Mmm... glue...
Uh, i mean! :notme:
Solario
08-09-2005, 11:14 AM
Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!
Randomus
08-09-2005, 12:54 PM
I Sell Shoes!
Sebastian Kain
08-09-2005, 12:59 PM
I Sell Shoes!

Women's Shoes?
Poison
08-09-2005, 01:12 PM
I sell these wonderful leather jackets...
MikeKAY
08-09-2005, 01:19 PM
I Sell Shoes!

Used shoes? :eyebrow:
Solario
08-09-2005, 01:26 PM
You fight like a dairy farmer!
iggy880
08-09-2005, 02:25 PM
I'm dazed and abused. I mean.....oh never mind.
Sun-Scarab
08-10-2005, 06:35 PM
I'm Batman...
MikeKAY
08-10-2005, 07:21 PM
You fight like a dairy farmer!

Oh ya? Well you fight like a cow!
Sebastian Kain
08-10-2005, 07:23 PM
Oh ya? Well you fight like a cow!

Oh Snap! My boy Mike served you up! Old Skool Foo!
Masked Revenger
08-10-2005, 07:52 PM
Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

Heh... I loved Monkey Island.

Chris
Solario
08-10-2005, 09:27 PM
Oh ya? Well you fight like a cow!

;) The correct answer is "How appropriate, you fight like a cow." atleast if you follow Monkey Island. :D
MikeKAY
08-11-2005, 12:58 AM
"Oh ya? Well you fight like a cow!" was thrown at LeChuck/Charles L. Charles as a sort of last word in Money Island 4. "How appropriate, you fight like a cow." was from the second wasn't it?

Oh I'm soooo making a Zombie Demon Ghost Pirate from Heck as a Mastermind when CoV comes out. :chuckle:
Kinetix
08-11-2005, 01:11 AM
I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

(Notice that that old Dr. Pepper jingle makes no sense. :D )

I'd rather be a doctor.
Green Tower
08-11-2005, 01:22 AM
<--- I'm with stupid.
The Widowed
08-11-2005, 02:01 AM
Is that the plumb bob from The Sims above your avatar's head, Brain Fever? :D
Joe Schmoe
08-11-2005, 04:26 AM
I'll be back
Tarkenchi
08-11-2005, 04:34 AM
Im sheld0n!
The Widowed
08-11-2005, 05:21 AM
No, you're not. You're Tarky in a sheld0n suit. :D
The Widowed
08-11-2005, 05:22 AM
I'd rather be a doctor.
Then go out and get your medical degree, damn it.
Poison
08-11-2005, 09:07 AM
We're all mad in here. I am mad. You are mad.
Solario
08-11-2005, 02:24 PM
How do you know I'm mad?
Masked Revenger
08-11-2005, 02:31 PM
Dogs and Cats Living Together.... Mass Hysteria!

Chris
Astartus
08-11-2005, 03:18 PM
Ich bin ein Berliner (mit Zuckerguss)
MikeKAY
08-12-2005, 12:58 AM
I am...

LEEEEEEEROOOOOOYYYYYYYYY JEEEENNNNNKKKKEEEENNNSSSSSS!!!