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Joe Schmoe
07-27-2005, 04:41 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/britainanimalsparrot;_ylt=AtT9g.8ZHmTJp9Y5nUYZc98D W7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Foul-mouthed British parrot banished by embarrassed keepers

LONDON (AFP) - A foul-mouthed parrot previously owned by a lorry driver has been banished from public areas in a British animal sanctuary after repeatedly embarrassing his keepers, they said.

Barney, a five-year-old Macaw, is now kept indoors at Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary in Nuneaton, central England, when outsiders visit after abusing dignitaries with swearword-littered insults.

"He's told a lady mayoress to f..(expletive) off and he told a lady vicar: 'And you can f... off as well'," sanctuary worker Stacey Clark said.

Nor did the forces of law and order escape, she added.

"Two policemen came to have a look at the centre. He told them: 'And you can f... off you two wankers'."

Clark said sanctuary workers believed Barney either picked up the phrases from television or was taught them by his previous owner, a lorry driver who emigrated to Spain.

"He does say 'Hello, big boy' and 'Thank you' when you give him a biscuit," she added.

"But it's mainly naughty words and always to the wrong people. We're trying to teach him not to swear. Macaws are very intelligent birds."

Tarkenchi
07-27-2005, 07:32 AM
Hehe, my dad was talking about parrots and other talking birds swearing the other day, you wouldn't believe the amount of people who teach their birds to do that, then he said, you wouldn't believe the amount that are in sanctuaries and whatnot, because while it may be funny, it gets old when your on the phone and your birds squaking "BLEEP BLEEPY BLEEP"

:P

Randomus
07-27-2005, 12:41 PM
That's the best parrot ever.

iggy880
07-28-2005, 01:46 AM
Sounds like the movie Paully

MikeKAY
07-28-2005, 01:51 AM
I want that parrot. Now.

Tsarmina
07-28-2005, 04:02 PM
You don't necessarily need to teach them the naughty words. Birds can pick up things they hear around the house. I had a bird mimic the teapot whisle as well as my distinctive laugh. ;)
My Dad had a parakeet that picked up swears from the frequent fights in that house.

My Mother had a Myna bird that'd call you a Lousy creep. Lousy creep. Lousy, lousy creep.