Do You Suffer From Chunky Butt?:JIT V2

[Sebastian Kain]

Like the title says...do you suffer from it? This thread is a contiuation of the Junk In Your Trunk thread. Some of us like it, some of us hate it...some of us wish it was elimated! :P

Whatever it is...it makes you you. And that's what matters? Right? I know for a fact that I could stand to drop a few pounds on the backside and front side for that matter. :jawdrop:

Anyway Have fun with this one..and hijack it to hell if you want. :shinner:

[Tsarmina]

I'd hijack this thread to hell.... but why would you all want to hang out at work with me?? :confused: :rolleyes:

Chunky butts UNITE!

[Sebastian Kain]

Now all we need is some chunky peanut butter... :D

[suburbanhell]

Now all we need is some chunky peanut butter... :D

http://www.ubf-foodsolutionsasia.com/imgs/explore/indonesia/prod/skippy/thumb/t_ChunkyPeanutShort.jpg :D

[Magna Harrier]

So, anyone want in on the "how many pages will this one last" pool? Two will get you twenty....

But anywho, I'm a bit fuller in certain areas then I nessecarily NEED to be, but that can be blamed soley on my cursed packrat-style genes. I might NEED that Ben and Jerry's from two years ago, dangit!

[Tsarmina]

Now all we need is some chunky peanut butter... :D
Only if'n it be Honey-roasted Goodnes!

[Sebastian Kain]

So, anyone want in on the "how many pages will this one last" pool? Two will get you twenty....

But anywho, I'm a bit fuller in certain areas then I nessecarily NEED to be, but that can be blamed soley on my cursed packrat-style genes. I might NEED that Ben and Jerry's from two years ago, dangit!

Now Now...what's with the gaging of how long a thread will last?

I'm sure it'll do fine...then again it doesn't have as many hits as the junk in ur trunk thread. :P

[Alumette]

<---- suffers from chunky butt.

I have hated my butt for as long as I remember. Well, since I started caring about such things, anyway, around age 12 or so.

It fluctuates. Sometimes I look at it and think, "Well, that's not so bad." Other times (most of the time), I wish it would just shrink.

Right now I'm in a phase where I wish it would just shrink and I want to hide it in baggy sweatpants all the time.

Could have something to do with the fact that I was given the week off by my artistic director, and instead of working out during that time I played COH. Could also have something to do with the fact that I've been eating chunk-enhancing foods lately.

<sigh>

[One Hit Wonder]

Since dropping 25 pounds last summer, I've been getting a TON of "Nice Ass" comments from friends and strangers. Probably 'cause I'm wearing short skirts and tight jeans now instead of the baggy jeans and sweatshirts I used to wear. Recently I've seen several people I haven't seen in months, and they first thing they say to me is "Wow, you look great! You lost weight, didn't you?"

I still have that last 10 pounds I'd like to lose, and I need to do some toning, but all in all I'm fairly pleased atm. But talk to me again at the end of THIS summer ;)

[Alumette]

OHW, I mentioned this before when you posted your RL pic on the old forum, but I'll say it again:

You have legs I would *kill* for. Seriously. I'm not surprised you're getting "nice ass" comments. I couldn't see your derrierre in the picture you posted, but judging from the *amazing* gams you have, it's not a surprise.

If you haven't seen OHW's legs, you should. They're gorgeous.

:kiss:

[One Hit Wonder]

*blush*

Aww, thanks Al! :)

[Poison]

If you haven't seen OHW's legs, you should. They're gorgeous. I have. They aren't.

[Malibu Sally]

I have. They aren't.

!!!!!

Way to go, Mr. Tact. Sheesh! :rolleyes: :mad:

[coldcut]

I like my chunky butt. It's like I have a shelf back there. I definitely prefer that to the "My butt was blown off in Vietnam" look that my dad has. His butt was not actually blown off in Vietnam, but if somebody had tried, it wouldn't have been a fruitful endeavor.

[Impact]

I have. They aren't.

*drapes a fireproof blanket over Poison*

Nothing to see here folks....moveitalong.

*ahem*

Anyway, to return the thread to it's regularly scheduled topic, as I said in the last one, I'm all for a woman who's a bit heavier in the lower half of her body (thighs, hips, etc).....but well proportionedness (heh is that even a word) is definately a great thing too. :cool:

[PawnOfFate]

Yes, there is nothing wrong with a nice ass. Sometimes, but not often, you find the girl with the perfect ass, the one that looks great in a thong, the kind you just want to stick your face in and shake it really fast making disgusting, deragatory noises.

Sometimes.

[Nyx]

Yes, there is nothing wrong with a nice ass. Sometimes, but not often, you find the girl with the perfect ass, the one that looks great in a thong, the kind you just want to stick your face in and shake it really fast making disgusting, deragatory noises.

Sometimes.


...

Congratulations...

I'm so disgusted that I can't think of anything to say.

[The Widowed]

...

Congratulations...

I'm so disgusted that I can't think of anything to say.
You just did. :D

[Tsarmina]

*rolls eyes* Good to see Fate hasn't lost his touch.

[PawnOfFate]

You expected any less? What do you want me to say on a thread talking about big butts? Sing Sir-Mix-A-Lot?

...

That's not a bad idea...

...

I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brother's can't deny... when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung.

[Randomus]

My butt is massive. Due in part to being chunky myself, and in part to my coccyx sticking out like everyone else in my dad's family.

[Sebastian Kain]

My friend that I went to wedding this past weekend..has chunky butt of the worst order...but I still love him like no other. :)

[Tsarmina]

Arrrg. There be nothin' wrong with me pirate prosterior! :hollis:

[Poison]

*whistles* :yoy:
Whoa, your booty shivers me timber!

[Sebastian Kain]

Anyone ready for the workout thread part 2? :P

[8 Ball]

Arrrg. There be nothin' wrong with me pirate prosterior! :hollis:


Nope, nothing wrong with a little Pirate "Booty" as it were :P

...someone had to say it.

[Tsarmina]

... Now if only my RL proportions were as nice... :look:

[Sebastian Kain]

Well, I think I can teach a class on Pilates and Yoga. ;)

[Tsarmina]

Yeah? Maybe you and Alum could teach classes and get us forum folk in shape!

[Sebastian Kain]

Yeah? Maybe you and Alum could teach classes and get us forum folk in shape!

Hehe and I'll make it a bit more macho as well...I'll teach the fellas WWE wrestling moves as well.

I'm up for it! :sk:

[Poison]

Well, I think I can teach a class on Pilates and Yoga. ;) Pilates? Are those Chinese pirates?
*runs because of the bad pun*

[Impact]

Hehe and I'll make it a bit more macho as well...I'll teach the fellas WWE wrestling moves as well.

I'm up for it! :sk:


I've already mastered the art of the 5 Star Frogsplash, the Rock Bottom, and the People's Elbow (all of which are my signature moves) :cool:

[Sebastian Kain]

I've already mastered the art of the 5 Star Frogsplash, the Rock Bottom, and the People's Elbow (all of which are my signature moves) :cool:


I teach the F5 and The Choke Slam for those larger wrestlers..

[Poison]

I love the People's Elbow, but can also pull off a Pedigree, the Cranium Crunch (oldschool!), the Sharpshooter (though it's been a while, I'd have to be careful not to put a knod in my legs), the Sweet Chin Music (of course), Stone Cold Stunner and all kind of other moves.
I'm more of a technical/agile wrestler, no big power moves.

[Sebastian Kain]

hehe I can't image Poison pulling off a Pedigree... :chuckle:

[Magna Harrier]

Much as I hate to admit it, I DESPISE the People's Elbow. Which is a shame, cause I love the Rock. Technical or not, he's (was) a great showman. But his signature move has to be the most technically pointless move since the Camel Clutch.... he's building up horizontal momentum by going off the ropes a couple of times, then, for a second or two, PAUSES, which negates any of that movement, and essentially goes into a falling elbow modified. Great crowd pleaser... terrible move. I give Mick Folley props for calling him on it.

[Tsarmina]

*Wonders what it'll take to get some of the Pcity guys to wrestle with her*

;)

[Quakester]

*Wonders what it'll take to get some of the Pcity guys to wrestle with her*

;)

Just ask nicely ;)

[Sebastian Kain]

*Wonders what it'll take to get some of the Pcity guys to wrestle with her*

;)


Anytime your ready...Well maybe not..it'll be very unbecoming of me to 'wrestle' my VP. ;)

And yes the People's Elbow, The Worm, John Cena's whatever, Hogan's Legdrop and a host of other moves are overly blown outta porportion. But they are just so damn cool anyway. :p

[Randomus]

I don't know about you, but if I saw some guy coming towards me rolling around on his belly or bouncing off ropes or jiggling his leg or whatever, I would probably punch him before he could do whatever he was gearing up for. Don't telegraph your moves in a fight! I learned that in middle schol and thankfully haven't had to apply it since.

All in all, I would rather just braid some kickass daisy chains.

[Sebastian Kain]

I just wished I was ripped like Batista....then my butt wouldn't be so chunky.. :(

[Tsarmina]

Pffft. Rock hard bodies are kinda creepy. I'm waiting for soft to be in style. Then I'll be cool with the in crowd!
*runs off to the nearest daisy field to find Rando*

[Sebastian Kain]

Pffft. Rock hard bodies are kinda creepy. I'm waiting for soft to be in style. Then I'll be cool with the in crowd!
*runs off to the nearest daisy field to find Rando*


Guess i'm just tired of being called a Teddy Bear...It makes me feel soft lol.

[Sebastian Kain]

So...everyone keeps telling me that I've lost alot of weight and I look toned up a bit.

I think they are just being nice.. O_o

But then again..my sister even said it..and she's never nice..so it has to be true! :D

[Tsarmina]

I'm steeling myself for a slap of reality. I have a wedding to go to this Saturday and I have NO IDEA if any of my dresses fit me anymore. Most likely not. *sigh* But I can hope.... :(

[Sebastian Kain]

I'm steeling myself for a slap of reality. I have a wedding to go to this Saturday and I have NO IDEA if any of my dresses fit me anymore. Most likely not. *sigh* But I can hope.... :(

I'm sure you'll still fit. ;) If not you can always wear nothing...

j/k

[Tsarmina]

I'm sure you'll still fit. ;) If not you can always wear nothing...

j/k
Hey now. I don't think AM's family would like that. It's his cousin's wedding. And I wouldn't want to freak them all out. :chuckle:

[Sebastian Kain]

Hey now. I don't think AM's family would like that. It's his cousin's wedding. And I wouldn't want to freak them all out. :chuckle:

Well what would they know? AM is a freaking shapeshifter! That's weird enough for me! O_o

[Sebastian Kain]

Mina did the dress fit?

[Tsarmina]

:singdance :D :singdance
Tried it on yesterday... yup fits perfectly. Made my day.

Oh and AM said he could always help me out and change into a dress for me to wear. But then his family would
1. Wonder where he is and
2. Wonder why I'm talking to my dress and occasionly slapping it and telling it to not get fresh with me. :chuckle:

[Sebastian Kain]

Awesome! Happy it worked out for you...Now only if You can tell Fang to get off me...whoever that is... :grr:

Looks at his own Tattered Suit

[Tsarmina]

Oh dear. You are lucky that it's just your suit that is tattered. Ever hear of a R.O.U.S.*? He's a close cousin to them.







*Rat of Unusual Size

[Sebastian Kain]

I see.....


Well this Chunky butt isn't for sale... >:]

[Got]

Some girls are bigger than others. Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers.

Mr Morrissey taught me that, and I shall never forget it.

He also taught me that the summer sun has come to stay, bikinis, tans, outrageous legs, they're all retarded and they all look the same, and barbie's body is melting down, on her face a big fat frown, 'cause Mr. Cellulite moved into town.

But we'll forget that one.

[Sebastian Kain]

Down with whatever Got is talkin about... :P

[Malibu Sally]

Some girls are bigger than others. Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers.

Mr Morrissey taught me that, and I shall never forget it.

He also taught me that the summer sun has come to stay, bikinis, tans, outrageous legs, they're all retarded and they all look the same, and barbie's body is melting down, on her face a big fat frown, 'cause Mr. Cellulite moved into town.

But we'll forget that one.

Mr. Morrissey sounds like a jerk. :p

[Alumette]

Well my days of chunky butt are numbered. I start the South Beach Diet today.

Normally I eschew any kind of fad diets, but my mom is a medical professional and she and I talked about it for a long time. My petite mom doesn't suffer from chunky *anything*--she's in her 50s and has the body of an in-shape 30 year old, but her doctor put her on the SB diet for her heart. I guess it was originally designed for cardiac patients, and the weight loss thing was just a bonus. I read up on it and for the most part it isn't that different from how I normally eat. I will have to make few adjustments, which is a good thing.

So, we'll see how it goes. I'd like to lose at least 10 lbs. Maybe 15. SK, where was that Workout thread you started? I've been so naughty and off the wagon. Hopefully this will help discipline me a little better.

<peeks at her derrierre and grumbles>

[Esbat]

Well my days of chunky butt are numbered. I start the South Beach Diet today.

Normally I eschew any kind of fad diets, but my mom is a medical professional and she and I talked about it for a long time. My petite mom doesn't suffer from chunky *anything*--she's in her 50s and has the body of an in-shape 30 year old, but her doctor put her on the SB diet for her heart. I guess it was originally designed for cardiac patients, and the weight loss thing was just a bonus. I read up on it and for the most part it isn't that different from how I normally eat. I will have to make few adjustments, which is a good thing.

So, we'll see how it goes. I'd like to lose at least 10 lbs. Maybe 15. SK, where was that Workout thread you started? I've been so naughty and off the wagon. Hopefully this will help discipline me a little better.

<peeks at her derrierre and grumbles>

*also peeks at her derrierre, discreetly*

Ain't nothing wrong with it now, but if you are unhappy with it nothing wrong with doing something healthy to make yourself happy! So kudos to you Alum :)

[PawnOfFate]

*peeks as well*

... Yes... Yes, that is acceptable.

:chuckle:

[Sebastian Kain]

SK, where was that Workout thread you started? I've been so naughty and off the wagon. Hopefully this will help discipline me a little better.

<peeks at her derrierre and grumbles>

Sadly I've been slacking as well..and I let it die out in the Aslyum...it seems that a revamp is in order. :)

hi-fives Alumette

[Got]

Down with whatever Got is talkin about... :P
I'm dismayed at your lack of regard for the Smiths. ;)

The Smiths were the 80s, man.

[Sebastian Kain]

I'm dismayed at your lack of regard for the Smiths. ;)

The Smiths were the 80s, man.

hehehe I mainly do it..cause you have treaded into one of my threads. That and I don't get to tease you as much about your pink mohawk. :shinner: