Mail Call: With President Sebastian Kain

[Sebastian Kain]

I'm transfering Letters To President SK, over here...hoping to generate some interest in him and the Silent World Order.

Everyone is welcome to post a letter and I'll respond to it...just remember to keep it semi clean.

Thanx
Pres. SK

[Sebastian Kain]

Deer Mister Prestideant,

My naem is Billy, an i think yoo are thee gratest! how com is that yoo luuk so grate in yoor soot? my mommy sez that i am hamsome in my soot, butt i say "Not as gud as President SK" so how come you look so gud? My teechr tells us to rite to you with queshuns an this is mine!

Billy Bob Raymond
Phillipsburg Middle School

[Sebastian Kain]

Dear Little Billy,

I'm flattered that you think i look so 'good' in my suits. I have the best designers and stylist that money can buy. And I'm sure that you are far more handsome than myself. Keep your head in them books Billy and you' go far.

Sincerly
Mr. President

[Sebastian Kain]

Agent Q.: Sir i believe little billy sent a picture along with his letter.

http://www.physics.gmu.edu/~mrseth/redneck.jpg

[Sebastian Kain]

*Looks at photo attached to the pic...shudders in terror and embrassement...crumples the entire package up and throws it in the garbage*

"Now this doesn't sit well with me at all!" :mad:

[Sebastian Kain]

Agent Q.:Looks like it's time for more education reforms sir...

[Sebastian Kain]

Dear President SK,

This is an apology for having to cancel the New Years Eve Ball at the last moment. The superhero team that I own decided to commence a raging battle against Council and we suspect Malta troops on the front lawn. Unfortunately the force fields one Dr. Mystik had installed as part of the protection system failed. This is being looked into and the security team is being disaplined. I hope to have details worked out in time for the Mardi Gras celebration which I do hope to see your esteamed presence at. Again most sincere apologies to you and your administration.

Best Regards,

Lance Stirling
President and CEO
Stirling Enterprises and Multimedia Group

[Sebastian Kain]

Dear Mr. Stirling,


It's quite already that your New Year's Eve celebration didn't go as plan. I had an emergency meeting in the Phillipines on the eve of your celebration. So I probably would not have made it anyway. Thanks again for the inivation and I look forward to your support in our next election. I might or might not make your mardi gras celebration. Febuary is a busy month for me and the Order has other plans for a secret event during that time. I'll make sure to have my Agents keep in contact with you. Best Wishes and best of luck in this New Year ( The Year of the Order)

Sincerly,
President Sebastian Kain
Silent World Order

[Sebastian Kain]

Dear President SK,

I think you should give Amicitia a raise because she is so cool and the best. She knows where the parties are and shows at all of them that is why I should get a raise

Sincerly,
some person you don't know

[Sebastian Kain]

*President Kain takes out and reads the anonymous letter about Amicitia. He glares up at her because it looks like her hand writing. She attempts to catch him reading the letter but she is quickly caught looking in the process. She hesitates and turns away from his meancing glare.*

*President Kain then crumples up the letter and throws it in the trash can. He then proceeds to write another letter, speaking his thoughts out loud.*

"Dear Person I Don't Know,

I'm sorry to inform you that your cries for rewards to Amicitia will fall upon deaf ears. Eventhough I value her services, Amicitia thinks she knows more about anything and everything than I do. She's arrogant and bossy to the other members of the order under her and rumor as is she's a theft too."

*Amicitia was nearly floored at the wild allegations that the Prez was making, right there in front of her.*

"Sir, With all due respect...."

"I knew that would get you!" he said laughingly. "Of course you can have a raise!

[Sebastian Kain]

Dear Mr. Presidant Sir;
My name is Johanna Terrah Richter. I am 10 years old and I am very much interisted in your agents and how to become one. Is there a school? And what are the reqirments? I have been taking judo classes since I was 5 and I am good. I protect my friends from the bullys in the school.
Thank you very much for reading my letter.

JT Richter

[Sebastian Kain]

Dear JT,

I'm pleased to know that you are interested in becoming an Agent, however I think you are much to young to be considered one in my life time. It's a dangerous job and my Agents recieve the best training in the world to protect me. All of them will lay it all on the line for my well being. Make sure you keep your head in the books and becareful about being the protector at your school, don't want you to get hurt now.

Enclosed is a Presidential Sucker. Enjoy!

Sincerely,
President Sebastian Kain.

[Sebastian Kain]

Deer Mr. Prezidant,

I am riting this leter too you becawz the dern ((scribbled out series of words)) guverment is tryin too by my land. I well not sel my land too you.

((Senseeraly is crossed out a few times))
You'r frend
Cleetis T. Judd

[Sebastian Kain]

Dear Mr. Judd,

You can rest assured that I certainly do not want to take away your precious acres. Farming land is precious in our society today, and rumor has it that your prize winning tomatoes are top of the line!

Enclosed is a book on spelling & grammer: And how to make it work for you!, along with a herd of mules for you.

Keep up the good crop work.


Sincerly Yours,

President Sebastian Kain
President/CEO of the Silent World Order

[Gaia]

Dear Mr. President,

How are you, dahlink? Well I hope. You would not happen to have a hand in the textile industry, no? I am in need of new fabrics for which to design my latest creations. The job with that young family (Father, Mother, 3 kids) has depleted my supply. I would of course be happy to design a new outfit for you too. Ask me soon be for I change my mind. Now dahlink you must come to visit soon for I am sick of these little super models, all stick figures and no appetite you know. Even if my latest show in Milan was given much accolades. Well, tah tah dahlink. Must run.

Best Regards,

E. Mode

[Cryogentic]

Dear Mr. President,

I have proof that the SWO started out as a secret branch of the CIA. They started out as the lead people into alien reserch and covering up the truth that the earth is hallow so all the technology they steel from the people that live in the center of the earth is theres and only theres. Then WWII came by and the Nazis found out about it and the SWO were forced to collapse the entrance. After that they were moved to area 51 to study the dead bodies the recovered from Roswel. It was found that you can manipulate the alien blood into a super hero juicer to give you your powers. The new potion was flying over to Washigton when it was attacked by the secret alien freedom fighters. It exploded over Paragon spreading the potion all over causing the surge in heroes!

I have blurry photos and hidden letters inside of the paper to prove all of this. I will expose you all!


Seeker of the truth,
Mr. X

[Sebastian Kain]

Dear Mr. President,

How are you, dahlink? Well I hope. You would not happen to have a hand in the textile industry, no? I am in need of new fabrics for which to design my latest creations. The job with that young family (Father, Mother, 3 kids) has depleted my supply. I would of course be happy to design a new outfit for you too. Ask me soon be for I change my mind. Now dahlink you must come to visit soon for I am sick of these little super models, all stick figures and no appetite you know. Even if my latest show in Milan was given much accolades. Well, tah tah dahlink. Must run.

Best Regards,

E. Mode

Dear E. Mode,

I'm am flattered that you will be offering to make a new super hero suit for me. I'm not your traditional hero, so I don't really need any spandex suits or anything of that matter. I usually work in an italian suit or my newly acquired body armor that allows me to teleport. I'm definantely not of the cliche super model type. So anything you can do should work wonders. Expect a check in the mail.

Sincerely,
President Sebastian Kain
CEO of the Silent World Order, Ind.

[Sebastian Kain]

Dear Mr. President,

I have proof that the SWO started out as a secret branch of the CIA. They started out as the lead people into alien reserch and covering up the truth that the earth is hallow so all the technology they steel from the people that live in the center of the earth is theres and only theres. Then WWII came by and the Nazis found out about it and the SWO were forced to collapse the entrance. After that they were moved to area 51 to study the dead bodies the recovered from Roswel. It was found that you can manipulate the alien blood into a super hero juicer to give you your powers. The new potion was flying over to Washigton when it was attacked by the secret alien freedom fighters. It exploded over Paragon spreading the potion all over causing the surge in heroes!

I have blurry photos and hidden letters inside of the paper to prove all of this. I will expose you all!


Seeker of the truth,
Mr. X

Mr. X,

Do you really have this vital information? Seriously do you even believe the information you are spewing? Don't make me laugh! Your a joke and you have nothing. What you are saying isn't anymore truthful than the legendary lockness monster. Go back to your fairy tale books, some of us have work to do in this world.

Regards,
President SK
Silent World Order, Corp.

SK chuckles to himself as his eyes flash from bright red to dull as he is sealing up the envelope

"Pfft...Aliens.."he says smiling to himself

[Akamaz]

Agent Q. shakes his head as a tentacle whips out of nowhere and steals a Presidential sucker
I especially liked the part where our "Alien juicer" was flying over paragon city...

[Sebastian Kain]

This thread is for RP's and Origin Stories. Remember the rules of RP conduct, and enjoy yourself. :sk:

[Sebastian Kain]

Bump

[IamLink]

Dear Mr. President,

I recently called on a member of your group, known as Gamma-Field, to protect a laboratory owned by an associate of mine. During the assignment, two crates were, nearly, destroyed. Upon review of the surveillance tapes, you were seen with Gamma-Field on the assignment. Unfortunately, our surveillance cameras intercepted alot of interference during electrical discharges of the Malta Organization, and your associate Gamma-Field, so we were not able to view how well you protected the laboratory. My associate would like to know what, exactly, happened while you two were defending the laboratory and if it was by your mistake, do you plan on paying for the damages you cost.


Indigo


OOC: Jeez, I couldn't think of the right words to use throughout that so sorry if the vocabulary was a bit elementary. No sleep will do that to you.

[Stan Walker]

Dear Mr. President,

I just wanted to offer my thanks for the hospitality that yourself and your staff offered during my last visit to Paragon City, it was quite helpful. I hope the charity concert went well and we raised enough money for the children.

sincerly,

Garth Brooks

[The Widowed]

Hey, Prez!

I found this thread via some Google Yahoo slurp spider thingie. Do you ever have concerns about the security of your digital assets and the possibility that your networks will be subject to attacks from the internet? Just wondering. I might be able to dig up some people if you need help with smoothing over any network design flaws; Crey's eggheads are surprisingly cooperative once you dangle the notion of reduced sentences over their bruised and battered little heads.

Always just around the corner,
The Widowed

[The Widowed]

My dearest esteemed opponent,

Red King's Rook to QB4. Check in two moves.

WE GOT DEATH STAR! WE GOT DEATH STAR!

Apologies for the random written outburst. It means nothing. Carry on.

--B