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expertp6
07-30-2011, 06:53 PM
jelqing is a form of manual penis enlargement that has been used by men in the Middle East for over 4000 years. The underline principle of Jelqing is to make a separation between the cells of the penile tissues so that new cells can form in the created space.

The size of your penis is considered to be an indicator of your masculinity and power in Arab countries; size in this case most definitely matters and larger is better as it will lead you being more widely respected.

This is usually taught to sons by their fathers from a very early age and is very effective in producing a large, heavy, flaccid penis and an incredibly hard erection that is extremely thick and impressively long.

jelqing exercise can be performed from the comfort of your home just as Arabic men have done for centuries. All you need is a good oil based lubricant and the capability of steam heating a soft flannel cloth large enough to cover your penis.

There are two methods to Jelqing:

1. Jelq for length

2. Jelq for girth.

Arabic parents(fathers) show their sons how to use both techniques interchangeably as well as in combination in order to get the largest, best most powerful penis .

:lol:

Charon
07-30-2011, 07:04 PM
The largest, best most powerful penis?

Man, that's a grammatical nightmare.

Afterglow
07-30-2011, 11:10 PM
Could only bring myself to remove the links. I'd hate to keep this knowledge from the masses.

Charon
07-31-2011, 12:20 AM
Good call.

Crashed
07-31-2011, 01:18 AM
If you really wanted to keep this knowledge here for the masses, you'd sticky the thread.

Charon
07-31-2011, 01:22 AM
If you really wanted to keep this knowledge here for the masses, you'd sticky the thread.

We should have a forum for pearls of wisdom from spambots.

Afterglow
07-31-2011, 01:22 AM
Never call my bluff. I have no dignity left.

Charon
07-31-2011, 01:29 AM
Never call my bluff. I have no dignity left.
Oh, Afterglow. You'll send Mountain Dew to any foreigner who asks, and you'll sticky threads about penis enlargement. Where did it all go wrong, man?

Afterglow
07-31-2011, 01:32 AM
Oh, Afterglow. You'll send Mountain Dew to any foreigner who asks, and you'll sticky threads about penis enlargement. Where did it all go wrong, man?
Puberty.

Sebastian Kain
07-31-2011, 01:37 AM
Never call my bluff. I have no dignity left.

Lol.

Gold Rush
07-31-2011, 01:43 AM
I may've heard from others (who worked in the oil industry) who walked into Jerk-circle tents in Saudi Arabia and ran screaming, but maybe this explains it?

Charon
07-31-2011, 01:44 AM
There is such a thing as a Jerk-circle tent? WTF.

Gold Rush
07-31-2011, 01:47 AM
There is such a thing as a Jerk-circle tent? WTF.

That or something even worse!!

I never really bothered to ask for more details! :look:

Afterglow
07-31-2011, 01:51 AM
There is such a thing as a Jerk-circle tent? WTF.
In the states we just call it Congress.

Crashed
07-31-2011, 02:34 AM
In the states we just call it Congress.

HEY-OOOOO!

Stec
07-31-2011, 03:58 AM
Man I've been looking for something like this.