View Full Version : You Missed My Point Completely!
Masked Revenger
06-28-2005, 07:32 PM
It's time for a rousing game of:
"You Missed My Point Completely!"
Yes, its that time again!
How the game is played:
I will start out with a complete non sequitur. Someone chimes in with "No, you missed my point completely", adding their own non sequitur. Its fun for the whole family. Its like aruging on the internet without the emotional involvment! Its complete and utter self-mockery! :sarcasm:
Example of Play:
Start: "Dolphinse use squeaks and whistles to communicate"
Player: "You obviously missed my point. Cats always land on their feet from any height."
Player 2: "You completely missed my point. Toast is yummy."
Remember, the more completely unrelated the two phrases are, the better!
And I must start with:
Salt Water is salty.
Chris
Randomus
06-28-2005, 07:42 PM
You completely missed my point. I was comparing your opinion to Hitler.
Bari Jon
06-28-2005, 08:19 PM
You completely missed my point, I like green eggs and ham.
Apollinaris
06-28-2005, 08:26 PM
You missed my point completely! By examining the amino acid chains in carb-free breakfast bars and running though a Fabrasian series of analysis we can see for a fact that the world /is/ intelligently designed. And that that intelligent being is an alien named Bob who lives in my head and bequeaths unto me the power to pass judgement on what is right and wrong according to his whims and fancies.
It's absolutely true and indesputable, if you don't believe you'll spend the after life being beathen by orange naked midgits with fish in a room with the AC set too low and you have your summer clothes on!
sheld0n
06-28-2005, 08:56 PM
lol Apollinaris
You missed my point completely, spatulas aren't used to walk on deep snow.
No no no no no no no no no!
You seem to have entirely missed my point!
The theory falls completely down if you don't take the buoyancy of the ostrich into account!
Vendel
06-29-2005, 02:37 AM
no no no your way off Sandels are way more evil than sneakers.....just ask the socks
8 Ball
06-29-2005, 04:25 AM
Bah Vendel..missed my point entirely
You simply can't catapult a walrus in that manner.
Malibu Sally
06-29-2005, 04:29 AM
Get a clue, 8. I was attempting to compare the mating habits of the black and green subspecies of Mamba snakes. Sheesh. :P
Joe Schmoe
06-29-2005, 04:35 AM
Completely misunderstood Sally, using mathematical equations, you will find 27 hot dogs fit in Lenord Nemoy's ass!
Malibu Sally
06-29-2005, 04:41 AM
Completely misunderstood Sally, using mathematical equations, you will find 27 hot dogs fit in Lenord Nemoy's ass!
How can not see that a '92 Chrysler LeBaron Convertible painted in orange and black tiger stripes is the ultimate in automotive expression?
Cryogentic
06-29-2005, 05:04 AM
you missed my point completly ice floats in water because little microscopic creature swim under Ice holding it up.
Stalking Shadow
06-29-2005, 05:05 AM
Can't you see it?! Soylent Green is people!
Plasma Wisp
06-29-2005, 05:08 AM
What on Earth are you talking about Stalking Shadow? Jesus H. Christ has to be the best Turntable DJ around.
8 Ball
06-29-2005, 05:08 AM
Again...missing the point
They've been wrong all along..the Sun circles us DAMMIT :D.
Puh-LEEEZE! Read the words in front of you!
The Seinfeld 'Soup Nazi' had nothing whatsoever to do with Jay Leno's eczema condition!
Malibu Sally
06-29-2005, 05:13 AM
Oh dear lord, how can you be so dense! Quint was BLATANTLY a Christ-figure in "Jaws".
8 Ball
06-29-2005, 05:33 AM
Oh so naive :D....The moon landing actually happened, the conspiracy about it not occuring is simply a cover up by the martians.
Vendel
06-29-2005, 05:34 AM
How many times do I have to explain. Soda is not the root of all evil. Green tea is!
Stalking Shadow
06-29-2005, 05:36 AM
You know Vendel, this'd be simpler if you'd just admit that O.J. just goes well with toast. Mmm... toast.
8 Ball
06-29-2005, 05:37 AM
Again with the point missing thingy...Ozzy is obviously the real political power behind the Vatican :D.
Malibu Sally
06-29-2005, 05:50 AM
I'm only going to say this one more time, so get it through that block of cement you call your head: An awl is NOT an acceptable instrument for picking one's nose.
Look at the facts!
Swiss cheese does NOT have holes in it! Holes have Swiss cheese around them!
WingedAvenger
06-29-2005, 07:23 AM
If you people would shut up for a second, you might realize that shoes will soon rule the world.
ChairLegOfTruth
06-29-2005, 10:54 AM
Gah! I'm surrounded by idiots!
My point, which you seem to conviently miss, is that whatever the situation all you have to do is reverse the neutron flow. It works EVERY time!!!!!
Randomus
06-29-2005, 01:00 PM
You just don't get it, do you. The point's not the only thing you're missing; that's her belly button.
Rottweiler
06-29-2005, 01:12 PM
Oh fer cryin' out loud! It's PAINFULLY obvious cheesecake is a custard pie, not cake.
Masked Revenger
06-29-2005, 01:41 PM
You guys are all missing the point!
Toast always falls buttered side down. A cat will always land on it's feet. Therefore, if you strap a buttered peice of toast to the back of a cat buttered side up, and then drop it, it will spin infinitly in space. All we need to do is tap into that kenitic energy, and we'll have infinite power. Spinning Cat Arrays will be posted all over the world, solving the worlds power problems!
Chris
TroubleWolf
06-29-2005, 04:11 PM
Are you guys even seeing the point?
Cap'n Crunch ain't even a real person, much less a real ship's captain!
Aw geez you people! Get in the bloody game!
It takes Vin Diesel ONE LICK to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
Meltman
06-30-2005, 01:50 AM
You're missing the point. The Banana Splits can't fix flat tires unless they have a jack.
Istasi
06-30-2005, 02:10 AM
That's all wrong, you clearly missed my point!
Elephants can't teleport unless their tails are properly aligned with the sun!
sheld0n
06-30-2005, 02:31 AM
Thats not what i wanted to say at all!
Rainbow does taste like expired milk!
8 Ball
06-30-2005, 04:53 AM
Bah, you know I'm right
There are mind control devices hidden in Swiss army Knives..
How can you not see it?!!!
NO ONE believes that armadillos are explosive. That's what makes them so dangerous!
WingedAvenger
06-30-2005, 06:01 AM
But you've completely missed my point! Aliens from an alternate dimension invented the color orange.
Ceres
06-30-2005, 07:05 AM
Dude, you're not paying attention to what I'm saying here. If you can count pornos on your list of movies, I can count Looney Toons.
sheld0n
06-30-2005, 07:12 AM
No, no, no! Listen!
Everyone knows Bill Gates comes from an amish family!
Meltman
06-30-2005, 07:49 AM
You're missing the point entirely! It's over there and very sharp!
Istasi
06-30-2005, 03:19 PM
You guys just don't get it, do you?
Xylophone is spelled with a purple!
Rottweiler
06-30-2005, 08:49 PM
If Chief O'Brien had just put the 18-yr old version of Molly back into the time portal and extracted the younger one, that whole mess would've been avoided! Why do I feel like I'm talking to a wall here?
Started noticing a food trend, so I had to change it :p
Masked Revenger
06-30-2005, 09:06 PM
While that may be true, it's not the point. Butterflys actually DID swarm the freeways here in San Diego!
Chris
Chain Lightning
07-01-2005, 02:47 AM
You missed my point completely! I'm saying some wackos LIKE the feeling of wet underwear sticking to them.
sheld0n
07-01-2005, 03:24 AM
Bah...
What i wanted to say is, Optimus Prime couldnt show up for that episode because he was on a meeting for energon addicts.
WingedAvenger
07-01-2005, 05:02 AM
I don't think you're seeing the big picture here. Musical theater is really what killed the dinosaurs.
Meltman
07-01-2005, 05:34 AM
The point just flew over your head, didn't it? Girls with shartruse hair have the most fun.
WingedAvenger
07-01-2005, 06:20 AM
No seriously, listen: I look good dressed in green, but I look better covered in bear.
Plasma Wisp
07-02-2005, 05:28 AM
Let me make this perfectly clear; Spam generates enough power to run a car on it own with the via a pair of tongs.
Stan Walker
07-02-2005, 12:19 PM
No you have completely gotten off base and missed my point. Police officers are no longer issued firearms now they they are issued a roll of sweet tarts.
Cryogentic
07-03-2005, 06:28 AM
Wow you got it completly wrong, People see the sky as being blue because there is something wrong with their eyes.
Meltman
07-03-2005, 07:21 AM
Once again, you've missed the point. Frogs make great earplugs.
No you missed my point completely. I was trying to compare the flight speed of a laiden african swallow to the flight speed of an unlaiden european swallow.
Stalking Shadow
07-03-2005, 11:33 PM
I think you're lost, let me restate this: Walt Whitman hated rhinos, and planned on a Grand Rhino Genocide. That is the origin of the Illuminati.
You missed my point completely. Look. Its all about penguins taking a boat over, duct taping the humans and sailing to Antarctica.
Rottweiler
07-05-2005, 11:02 AM
Ugh. This is pointless... the fruit obviously came before the color orange!
Meltman
07-05-2005, 12:28 PM
They point has been completely lost! Trees are people! Trees are people!
AslanC
07-05-2005, 04:43 PM
Well it seems someone has indeed failed to grasp the obvious and that being that Elvis DID NOT invent black velvet, he just caused a use for it. Well hima nd Jebus.
Solario
07-05-2005, 04:45 PM
No no no!
Destiny has cheated me,
by forcing me to decide upon,
the woman that i idolize,
or the hands of an automaton.
Without these hands i can't complete,
the opera that was captivating her,
but if i keep them, and she marries him,
then he probably won't, want me dating her.
Masked Revenger
07-05-2005, 04:46 PM
No, Aslan, you've missed the point once again.
A cross between Star Wars and Lord of the Rings would ROCK!
Chris
I will state this once again...very...slowly...
Vin Diesel said "Let there be me" and he was so.
Masked Revenger
07-07-2005, 07:57 PM
Once again, you've missed the point. Peanut Butter and Pepsi is great!
Chris
Cryogentic
07-08-2005, 07:20 AM
Off again If you put salt in your eye it will turn red and water as well as burn
Meltman
07-08-2005, 12:29 PM
You completely missed the incredibly obvious point! Fingers live in trains when you sleep.
Cryogentic
07-08-2005, 12:33 PM
wrong wrong wrong, how much more simple do I need to make this, the tooth fairy is part of a larger pyrimid scheme to own all the soda in the world
Masked Revenger
07-08-2005, 01:45 PM
And once again you all have missed the point.
MONKEYS!
Chris
Sun-Scarab
07-08-2005, 06:15 PM
You Totally missed it... the point that is,
the tale of two cities has to do with Batman & Superman spending a private weekend at Wayne manor sorting Grilled cheese reserves.
Ceres
07-08-2005, 07:43 PM
:jono: You're just not getting it, are you? Coke is much better than that rat piss known as Pepsi.
Stan Walker
07-09-2005, 03:59 PM
oh for crying out loud people your way off base.
Apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic men on roller skates, do NOT have a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth.
Meltman
07-09-2005, 07:09 PM
Again, missing the point. Chickens will rule the world. Oh yes. And I for one will be wearing my feathers when that day comes.
Stalking Shadow
07-09-2005, 07:16 PM
You miss the point! I sneezed and an icicle came out of my nose!
No, no. You missed my point entirely. My ass looks huge in this thong. I can't even find the elastic...
sheld0n
07-09-2005, 09:00 PM
You're really not getting it, are you?
Computer games did cause World War II...
Stan Walker
07-10-2005, 09:41 AM
man how many times do i have to set the record straight?
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs without a feather down pillow.
man how many times do i have to set the record straight?
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs without a feather down pillow.
Grow some hair. The sun is baking your logic centres.
If it weren't for spots on its fur, a cheetah'd be spotless.
WingedAvenger
07-10-2005, 08:19 PM
Look, we could go round and round like this all day, but in the end what it really boils down to is green cats make better government representatives than purple ones do.
Meltman
07-11-2005, 01:01 PM
Again with the point-missing? The Hulk eats his Wheaties. 'Nuff said.
WingedAvenger
07-20-2005, 07:21 AM
Don't think you can get off the hook that easy. You need to understand something: I'm really a cyber-ninja, but only on days that end with Y.
Meltman
07-20-2005, 12:10 PM
And you've missed the point. Cowboys only cry at raunchy teenage sex comedies.
sheld0n
08-30-2006, 04:33 AM
Please, read what I said again. Marshmallows should be served with white wine, not red.
The Widowed
08-30-2006, 04:40 AM
That's a logical fallacy. There is simply no way to make a workable meat warhead.
Stalking Shadow
08-30-2006, 04:41 AM
Again, you're descending into petty semantics.
The fact is that the post-its I was wearing unintentionally caused a rash on my naughty parts, and I deserve just compensation for the emotional trauma sad rash caused. Nobody should be reduced to shouting "HELP! HELP! A POST-IT ATE MY PENIS!"
That's just disgraceful.
Dr Jack Wolfe
08-30-2006, 06:29 AM
No! No! No1 Red IS the new black.
Chain Lightning
08-30-2006, 10:43 AM
N0! No, you're missing the point! It's not that the holes of the fly swatter are too big that's making you miss it, it's the fact that the insect is phase shifted and isn't really there to begin with.
Solario
08-30-2006, 10:45 AM
No, no, no, no, no. It's not because I'm a puritan prude that I'm not buying Lost Girls, it's because it's 75 freaking dollars!
Meltman
08-30-2006, 12:23 PM
You digress. The cardboard tube will be hailed as the greatest invention of the 20th century 600 years from now.
Masked Revenger
08-30-2006, 05:42 PM
You have all failed to miss my point. All I am saying is that Boxes hold stuff.
Chris
Yellow Wolf
08-30-2006, 05:51 PM
You are way off here. Traditionally, the whiteface clown uses "clown white" makeup to cover his or her entire face and neck with none of the underlying flesh color showing. So, you see, it would be immpossible to blame it on Silly Sam because clowns do not posses electroplaques.
Dynamo-Man
08-30-2006, 05:53 PM
Be that as it may, it still doesn't change the fact that Titomancer is teh ghey.
Akamaz
08-30-2006, 06:22 PM
true as that may be, you missed my point completely.
Ducks.
Kick.
Ass.
Nuff Said.
vBulletin® v3.7.2, Copyright ©2000-2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.