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Joe Schmoe
04-25-2009, 06:51 PM
Possibly three or five years ago today, my cousin Karl was getting a ride to school from a fellow classmate. He’s never been fond of the woman, as she is even more slowly witted than he is. They usually rise together for convenience, and that day was no different. Only Karl could not take the crappy music this lady constantly had playing in her car. Hip hop, rap, country, and every horrible genre you could think of.

Once more, he found himself trying to put up with it. He couldn’t concentrate; it was driving him mad! The girl was going on about some guy she’s interested in, and how she’s too shy to call him, but Karl was only half-paying attention. He couldn’t take hearing her drone on and on while failing to tolerate the music. Finally, Karl cut her off mid-sentence.

“How about this!?! You call him, ask him out, and if he says no, you can continue listening to this radio station. But if he says yes, I can listen to whatever I want.”

She did call, and she asked the fellow for a date. “Um.. Uhh.. Sure” was what Karl clearly heard come from a guy’s voice, and he happily changed the radio station, getting what he wanted.

Today, the couple, which newly formed due to Karl’s impatience and selfishness, got married. Congratulations to the happy couple!

Gold Rush
04-25-2009, 07:49 PM
LOL! Great story!

There are many such stories in life than people realize. Heck, when I was in Middle School, I met a long time friend not because I wanted to make friends, but because he was flying a cool chinese paper kite and I simply/greedily wanted to know where he got it. :chuckle:

Meltman
04-25-2009, 10:35 PM
So the moral of the story is:
Be selfish and good things will happen to other people.

Words to live by.

Joe Schmoe
04-26-2009, 08:32 AM
So the moral of the story is:
Be selfish and good things will happen to other people.

Words to live by.

Haha, I'm trying hard to live by these important lessons. For example, today:

Friend of mine pulls a cell phone out: "Okay! I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. I'm getting it done with. Like a bandaid. I can't take it anymore."
Me: "But what about next week? He was taking us to Providence to see Star Trek in IMAX! Midnight Showing!"
Friend: "... Fine. After next week."
Me: " : D"

The Mystic
04-26-2009, 09:02 AM
Hahaha... :D


You're a terrible person.

RedSwitchblade
04-26-2009, 12:53 PM
Am I not supposed to know how the hell we're talking about?

Bitter Babe
04-26-2009, 01:13 PM
Haha, I'm trying hard to live by these important lessons. For example, today:

Friend of mine pulls a cell phone out: "Okay! I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. I'm getting it done with. Like a bandaid. I can't take it anymore."
Me: "But what about next week? He was taking us to Providence to see Star Trek in IMAX! Midnight Showing!"
Friend: "... Fine. After next week."
Me: " : D"

Hahaha you are bad Joe! But I understand, I want to see the movie in IMAX too.

RedSwitchblade
04-26-2009, 06:13 PM
Haha, I'm trying hard to live by these important lessons. For example, today:

Friend of mine pulls a cell phone out: "Okay! I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. I'm getting it done with. Like a bandaid. I can't take it anymore."
Me: "But what about next week? He was taking us to Providence to see Star Trek in IMAX! Midnight Showing!"
Friend: "... Fine. After next week."
Me: " : D"

[Edit] Is Nelly finally dumping Kate?

suburbanhell
04-27-2009, 01:40 PM
...you have a friend named Nelly? O_o

RedSwitchblade
04-27-2009, 02:14 PM
Yeah and he's pretty gangsta.

bpphantom
04-27-2009, 02:28 PM
Haha, I'm trying hard to live by these important lessons. For example, today:

Friend of mine pulls a cell phone out: "Okay! I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. I'm getting it done with. Like a bandaid. I can't take it anymore."
Me: "But what about next week? He was taking us to Providence to see Star Trek in IMAX! Midnight Showing!"
Friend: "... Fine. After next week."
Me: " : D"

You are a terrible person, and that is why you fit in.

iggy880
04-27-2009, 04:52 PM
Yeah and he's pretty gangsta.

You'd have to be with that name...or an old maid