The Personality Defect Test

[Malibu Sally]

Take this test.... NOW! (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506)

This test will help you determine your true personality. :p

Not surprisingly, I am the:

Smartass
You are 71% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical. :cool:

[Solario]

The test is very extreme, there doesn't seem to be any middleground whatsoever in it.

But anyway I'm a:

Emo Kid
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.

Motherf*cker. This is probably what I would precieve as one of the most inaccurate quizs ever, mainly because I f*cking hate the emo "movement".


EDIT: Thank god, I retook it and got the Hippie.

[Meltman]

It said I was the

Haughty Intellectual
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

[Magna Harrier]

It seem:

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie, who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you too love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

Man, did I ever pick the wrong job or WHAT?

[IamLink]

Wow...Harsh...:(

Capitalist Pig
You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Capitalist Pig! This means that you are less emotional than most, focusing more on logic. You are also more selfish, greedy, and care very little for the well-being of others, hence you probably hold capitalistic political views. You are also an extrovert, like most of the people in the hallmark capitalistic country of America. Despite these traits, you are surprisingly not very arrogant, tending to view yourself as equal to others. Which seems strange given that you are so mean and brutal to others at times. In conclusion, your personality defect is that you are a bit too logical, rather unemotional, way too extroverted, and also very brutal in regards to others. You may even be a bit insecure about yourself, little piggy. So stop being so selfish and calculating and learn to see people as people, man!


-Here comes my non-political side...What is capitalism, anyway? o.0

[Malibu Sally]

C'mon people. Read the first sentence of the test. You are being way too sensitive about it all.

The Personality Defect Test will provide an accurate analysis of your true personality, but it will do so in a manner that is very insulting, cynical, and intentionally humorous.

[Stan Walker]

i know this will be a shock to some of you.



Smartass
You are 57% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.

[Meltman]

Stan? 100% Arrogant? Get out...... :p

[IamLink]

and sh*t...:D

[sheld0n]

Robot
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

:notme:
No comments.

[Malibu Sally]

Stan? 100% Arrogant? Get out...... :p

Hey! Quit attacking my fellow Smartass you egghead! :neener: :D

[OneHitWonder]

Class Clown
You are 14% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.

[Meltman]

Hey! Quit attacking my fellow Smartass you egghead! :neener: :D


You're just mad cuz you didn't get to say it first...

[Solario]

It's the 100% brutal that worries me... Aren't you a cop? :D

[Malibu Sally]

You're just mad cuz you didn't get to say it first...

Damn straight. You Haughty Intellectuals always get the first jab in. :shinner:

[Solario]

Damn straight. You Haughty Intellectuals always get the first jab in. :shinner:

You damn smartass are all the same! I'm going to go wallow and sulk in that corner over there, while writing angsty poetry and listening to Weezer.

EDIT: Corrected spelling.

[IamLink]

Weazer isnt emo...nor is weezer

[Malibu Sally]

You damn smartass are all the same! I'm going to go wallow and sulk in that corner over there, while writing angsty poetry and listening to Weazer.

ROFL!

Give me a copy of your next "pome" so I can ridicule it and laugh at you... please. :D

[Solario]

(IamLink, I honestly don't know a lot about emo, but I'm pretty sure Weezer (sorry about the misspelling before) is actually thing most emo is based on. EDIT: After futher research it seems I was wrong, sorry about that, Weezer fans everywhere.)

And here's my poem, Sally, I don't care if you like it or not, and yet my sole existence is based on other's validation.

"fire... burning... agony...
sultry shivers of a dark essence
why am i tortured with this nihilistic existence?
bitter... darkness... despair."

[Magna Harrier]

ROFL!

Give me a copy of your next "pome" so I can ridicule it and laugh at you... please. :D

Always a comment for everything, huh, Oscar?

[Dynamo-Man]

Bitch-Slap
You are 14% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As most of us know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (This does not mean you are emotional, only that you are more affected by emotions than rationality when making decisions.) Another trait you possess is that you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few people are brutal AND humble. Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage. Most likely, however, you are not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse; it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

Yeah, maybe that's me.

[Malibu Sally]

Always a comment for everything, huh, Oscar?

You bet'cha! And how un-hippie like of you to say so! :p

[Meltman]

....Oscar?

[Solario]

Completely unrelated, I love sigs, Meltman! Primarily the WWBD: "What would Batman Do?" though. :D

...Um I mean, um.... I guess that's kind of interesting, *sigh* Woe is me.

[Kinetix]

Sociopath
You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


O_owroooong, im more gentle than brutal, more humble than arrogant.

[ChairLegOfTruth]

Starving Artist
You are 42% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Starving Artist! You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because then you know you can never truly have a wrong answer. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the spirit, and starve!

:grr: Yeah right. Now get the flying :censored: out of my garret. :guntoot: :lmao:

[Astartus]

Robot
You are 100% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Does...not...compute......

[Stan Walker]

bah nothing to worry about witht eh brutal thing...dont break a law in my town and i wont handcuff you to the bumper of my squad car for a 5 mile hike.

And thanks for havin my back there sally

[Charon]

^ This man actually scares me, and he's on my team.

I'm a smartass, and saw it coming a mile away.

[vyxzuw]

Robot
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

Hmmm...meh.

[Rottweiler]

Emo Kid. You are 14% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.


Heh. Another fooled. mwahahahahaaa...

[Poison]

Yay, how fitting, at least the title... :|

Starving Artist
You are 41% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

[Esbat]

Brute
You are 28% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

THE HELL!?!?!

[Malibu Sally]

Brute
You are 28% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

THE HELL!?!?!

The Brute
You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. So your personality defect is simply that you resemble King Kong to a very high degree. Which probably isn't a good thing, you big brute!


Yep. That's you. A big Cherry Garcia loving ape! :cool: :shinner:

[Esbat]

I may be stubborn, I may be arrogant, and I may be selfish... but what was that fourth thing?

[Malibu Sally]

I may be stubborn, I may be arrogant, and I may be selfish... but what was that fourth thing?

Kong like. :lol:








What? I AM a smartass after all. :D ;) :shinner:

[Solario]

Come over here Esbat, and I'll write you some sad poetry.

"Solomon Esbat,
Born on Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday:
This is the end
Of Solomon Esbat."

I'm Emo, it doesn't have to rime all the time.

[Stalking Shadow]

Spiteful Loner
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

I have friends. I have emotions. I have... self... esteem... why can't you guys see that.

WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT?! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!

*sniff* I wish you all would die.

:p

[Malibu Sally]

Spiteful Loner
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

I have friends. I have emotions. I have... self... esteem... why can't you guys see that.

WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT?! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!

*sniff* I wish you all would die.

:p


A person named "Stalking Shadow" is a "spiteful loner".. ... most horrifying post ever!

Take heart SS.. Solario can read you some of his poetry..... oh wait. ;)

[8 Ball]

Hmmm, sort of accurate :P

Brute
You are 42% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. So your personality defect is simply that you resemble King Kong to a very high degree. Which probably isn't a good thing, you big brute!

[Stan Walker]

[QUOTE=Charon]^ This man actually scares me, and he's on my team.

Isnt that why you keep me along though? ya never know what im going to do next?

[sheld0n]

....Oscar?
*pssst* Oscar Wilde, the funniest of philosophers...

[MikeKAY]

Ladies and gentlemen, the truth, it is forth coming...

I am... *drumroll*







A Smartass (What? You where expecting something else?)

You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.
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Now don't any of you lovable bastards forget it! :D

[Malibu Sally]

Ladies and gentlemen, the truth, it is forth coming...

I am... *drumroll*







A Smartass (What? You where expecting something else?)

You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.
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Now don't any of you lovable bastards forget it! :D


YES! The realm of smartassdom had yet another member. I must confess, though, that I had you pegged as a Spiteful Loner. :rolleyes: :p

[Magna Harrier]

Am I the ONLY Hippie on this board?
Groovy! :D

[the_starcrosser]

Emo Kid
You are 14% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.

Woo...! I'm a bit too happy to be Emo, though.
I also have it on good authority that i could be a hippie, just not political or opinionated enough. I am t3h flower child..... :look:

[sheld0n]

Heh, my friends tend to see me as "the hippie", if that counts. :flower:

[Druid]

I'm not so sure this is entirely accurate as I, like Solario, hate the Emo movement.

You are 0% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant. You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.

[Malibu Sally]

I'm not so sure this is entirely accurate as I, like Solario, hate the Emo movement.

Phah! Go write some angsty "pomes" you wuss! :shinner: :D

[suburbanhell]

Spiteful Loner
You are 71% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

:think::hm::eyebrow::huh:O_o:yoy::angry::chaos:

[Xielos]

Haughty Intellectual

You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!

Sounds about right....

[MikeKAY]

YES! The realm of smartassdom had yet another member. I must confess, though, that I had you pegged as a Spiteful Loner. :rolleyes: :p

Only on the weekends. :chuckle:

[Mahaf]

I'm a capitalist pig! :D

You are the Capitalist Pig! This means that you are less emotional than most, focusing more on logic. You are also more selfish, greedy, and care very little for the well-being of others, hence you probably hold capitalistic political views. You are also an extrovert, like most of the people in the hallmark capitalistic country of America. Despite these traits, you are surprisingly not very arrogant, tending to view yourself as equal to others. Which seems strange given that you are so mean and brutal to others at times. In conclusion, your personality defect is that you are a bit too logical, rather unemotional, way too extroverted, and also very brutal in regards to others. You may even be a bit insecure about yourself, little piggy. So stop being so selfish and calculating and learn to see people as people, man!

Your exact opposite is the Starving Artist.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Smartass, the Braggart, and the Spiteful Loner.

[Griimace]

Spiteful Loner
You are 57% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!


I figured I'd get Smartass, but this fits a bit better, actually.

[WingedAvenger]

You know what, I was a little bit insulted when my results gave me this:

Robot
You are 85% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.
...but after looking at the alternatives, I'd have to actually agree that of the four traits, this probably fits best. So that's me, slow-cookin' the beans and doin' the robot. :cool:

[Larke]

LOL, I am most definitely a Bitch-Slap LOL, i like this test...

though the humble and introverted as reasons, nah don't think so LOL :) neither there.

[Malibu Sally]

You know what, I was a little bit insulted when my results gave me this:

I'm going to quote the very first sentence of the test again:
The Personality Defect Test will provide an accurate analysis of your true personality, but it will do so in a manner that is very insulting, cynical, and intentionally humorous.
empahsis added by myself.

[WingedAvenger]

I'm aware of that. I wasn't insulted by the description per se, just as the thought of being considered a robot, because I don't think of myself as that. I probably would have been fine if I'd gotten just about any of the other results (that I read). :shinner:

[Malibu Sally]

I'm aware of that. I wasn't insulted by the description per se, just as the thought of being considered a robot, because I don't think of myself as that. I probably would have been fine if I'd gotten just about any of the other results (that I read). :shinner:

Well... take the test again and lie. :D

[Magna Harrier]

The prefered method of forum posters world wide!

[Meltman]

*pssst* Oscar Wilde, the funniest of philosophers...

Oh.

[TroubleWolf]

I <3 this test.

Smartass
You are 85% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

[Sun-Scarab]

Robot
You are 85% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

oh man, i gotta start going with my feelings more often...

[Joe Schmoe]

Robot
You are 57% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

Eh, I like that I got 0% Arrogant. :) That's pretty cool

[Sebastian Kain]

Hmmm.....

Bitch-Slap
You are 42% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As most of us know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (This does not mean you are emotional, only that you are more affected by emotions than rationality when making decisions.) Another trait you possess is that you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few people are brutal AND humble. Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage. Most likely, however, you are not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse; it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Braggart.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute.

[Redcat]

Emo Kid
You are 0% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.
I probably made you cry, didn't I? ****ing Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

[the_starcrosser]

*highfives redcat* ;)

[TroubleWolf]

Robot
You are 57% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

Eh, I like that I got 0% Arrogant. :) That's pretty cool

How did you not get Emo kid? You're the emo-est kid I know. o_O

[Solario]

How did you not get Emo kid? You're the emo-est kid I know. o_O

In my country them's fightin' words.

[Tarberetta]

Spiteful Loner
You are 85% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

[TroubleWolf]

In my country them's fightin' words.

Isn't your country full of pacifists who don't own guns and like to listen to terrible music?

Sounds pretty Emo to me.

[Randomus]

Isn't your country full of pacifists who don't own guns and like to listen to terrible music?

Sounds pretty Emo to me.

Well, your country is full of aggressive people who do own guns and listen to even more terrible music, thus making it Emo-er.

I have no idea what the argument's about, I just hate Emo.

[TroubleWolf]

Well, your country is full of aggressive people who do own guns and listen to even more terrible music, thus making it Emo-er.

I have no idea what the argument's about, I just hate Emo.

Silly Randomus, Canadians don't have opinions.

[Solario]

Isn't your country full of pacifists who don't own guns and like to listen to terrible music?

Sounds pretty Emo to me.

Considering your country is making that terrible music, I do not, if you should judge. :D

[Malibu Sally]

Considering your country is making that terrible music, I do not, if you should judge. :D

psssst... Sol, that does not look much like angsty verse. just thought I'd point that out. :D

[Solario]

Dammit! I mean... I... uh... Wallowing in the selfpity of mud that is my life. I cry, I laugh, I die. Goodbye.

[the_starcrosser]

Denmark? Hmm. Maybe denmark and canada should take each other on... i'm seeing mud pits and tomatos... ..... or maybe not. >_<

[Tsarmina]

Emo Kid
You are 28% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

Bah. I don't even know what Emo is... I'm a smartass dammit! *stomps foot angrily and stomps off in a huff*

[TroubleWolf]

Canada: "S'pose we should... uh... fight, eh?"
Denmark: "I LIKEN THE CHEESE!"
Canada: "What's that you said, there, eh?"
Denmark: "SOCKS! MY EARSIES ARE THE FULL OF SOCKS!"

[Solario]

**** af, dit kapitalistiske svin. ;)

[Necra]

um... I'm a

Robot
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.