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Joe Schmoe
11-04-2008, 05:13 AM
This is an actual email a teacher sent to a friend of a friend's biology class.

Class,

I hope you have at least looked at what is required for this week's lab. You are required to bring in a fecal sample (poop) in order to test for the presence of enteric bacteria. You can either bring in your own poop sample (even though I know girls don't poop) or bring in any animals poop (preferably cat or dog, or larger animal). If anyone can find squirrel poop that would be awesome, so I would consider that as well. You can store the poop sample in aluminum foil and then leave it in the fridge until lab. (Be sure your roommates do not mistake it for your mother's homemade brownies). You do not need a large sample, since we will only use about a large pea size amount to put into a sterile saline tube and mix.

In case anyone has trouble acquiring their poop sample, I will be bringing in some cat poop from my cats at home, Sugar and Spice. See you all Thursday!!

Tarkenchi
11-04-2008, 05:21 AM
WOW HOLY ****.

Thats all I can say.

Blue Bolt
11-04-2008, 05:56 AM
Coolest teacher ever, that's all I can say about it :thumbup:

Kozzma
11-04-2008, 12:13 PM
Heh, Girls don't poop.......

Charon
11-04-2008, 12:20 PM
All my professors are just incompetent alcoholics. Their emails are almost as funny.

Stec
11-04-2008, 02:56 PM
Umm...

Wow....

Krypto
11-04-2008, 05:42 PM
And that's what college is like, FW.

Bitter Babe
11-04-2008, 06:03 PM
Yeah sorry my college wasn't like that :P

Twilight
11-04-2008, 06:44 PM
Oh ***** @ roommates mistaking it for homemade brownies.

razoras
11-04-2008, 07:32 PM
Man, depending on the mother sometimes you can't tell the difference. Poops are quite earthy, like coffee.

Twilight
11-04-2008, 07:56 PM
Man, depending on the mother sometimes you can't tell the difference. Poops are quite earthy, like coffee.

QFT.

I knew those brownies tasted kinda funny. O_o