**WORKSAFE** The wholesome image thread.

[Malibu Sally]

In order to combat the rampant "pornography", "smut", and declining morals of these boards, we must allow only wholesome imagery to be seen. I'll start.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/ATA/24387BP.jpg

[Kinetix]

http://www.uppity-negro.com/pix/MissFifties5-thumb.jpg

[Malibu Sally]

http://www.uppity-negro.com/pix/MissFifties5-thumb.jpg

No Kin. That image is not appropriate. It is smut. There is too much skin visible and there is no direct connection to anything "hero" related. Please find a suitable alternative. Guidelines can be seen in theSmut House thread. (http://www.cohguru.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1322)

[Xielos]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Xielos/girlwithgun.jpg

[Malibu Sally]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Xielos/girlwithgun.jpg

Hmmm... while the machine gun could possibly hero-related, the girl is showing her knees and one ankle is visible, so this pic is blatant pornography. You are contributing to the declining morals of these boards. Please find a more wholesome image.

[Kinetix]

http://www.puppetartists.com/Sculptures/old%20woman.jpg

[Malibu Sally]

http://www.puppetartists.com/Sculptures/old%20woman.jpg

Much better Kin! Unfortunately there is nothing "hero" related in the image. Thus it is frivolous and falls in the "smut" category. I have every confidence that you will find a suitably moral and pure image soon. Feel free to use my initial pic in this thread as inspiration: Tasteful, demure, AND hero related(she is Popeye's sweetheart and anyone who says Popeye is not a hero is a pornographer). :)

[The Widowed]

Heh heh...Sally came back just to make a sarcastic protest thread. :P

[Malibu Sally]

Heh heh...Sally came back just to make a sarcastic protest thread. :P

No I didn't. I have seen the light, Widdy. I am now the champion of decency on these boards. Since I do not have any mod or admin powers to smite those posts and posters who are engaging in smut peddling, I have to combat our moral decay through other means. This thread is one of those means.

BTW: The drawing you posted in this thread (http://www.cohguru.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1296) is a bit too suggestive. Widdy wrapping her legs around that guy's neck is obviously an oral sex reference. Please redraw that picture so that it only portrays good, wholesomeness. Thank you. :rolleyes:

[The Widowed]

BTW: The drawing you posted in this thread (http://www.cohguru.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1296) is a bit too suggestive. Widdy wrapping her legs around that guy's neck is obviously an oral sex reference.
Only if he can lick with the back of his head. Through a helmet. And through Widdy's leather pants. :P

And if he can, i want a wedding ring, damn it.

[Malibu Sally]

Only if he can lick with the back of his head. Through a helmet. And through Widdy's leather pants. :P

And if he can, i want a wedding ring, damn it.

How vile! Anything other than missionary postion in a pitch black room between an already married husband and wife is pornography of the worst kind. I shall pray for your salvation. O_o

[The Widowed]

Hear that, Inkblaster? We have a tailor-made mate for you, right here. :lol:

The good news is that Sally said that the man has to be married, as does the woman. Never was it said that the man and the woman had to be married to each other. :D

[Malibu Sally]

Hear that, Inkblaster? We have a tailor-made mate for you, right here. :lol:

The good news is that Sally said that the man has to be married, as does the woman. Nothing was said about the man and the woman being married to each other. :D

Uh Widdy? It has been determined that I am a man, remember? Half the forums think so and that I have been lying and continue to lie about it. Of course the only evidence offered was that my posting style indicates maleness and that 99% of anyone who plays online games is male... thus I am a man. O_o (*still trying to figure out how this thing works*) :p

Wait a minute! You must be a man too based on that criteria! Hmmmm... :D




Now cease sidetracking this thread and post some WHOLESOME, MORAL images!

[WingedAvenger]

Sally you may want to re-think your idea of using pink as your default text color. As we all know, pink represents the female, just as blue represents the male. Since we are discouraged from distingushing between gender when taking forum posts into consideration, as this may show a form of bias in response. Also, pink is a color commonly associated with an unsavory female body part, and even thinking about such an unholy abomination is against puritanical decree.

It's a far better idea to go with white, as white represents virginity and purity. Save yourself sister! ;)

[TroubleWolf]

I think Sally is a man.

[Malibu Sally]

I think Sally is a man.

Yeah. We all heard you the first time you said that yesterday. So?

You people quit derailing this thread. This is for the posting of decent, worksafe images that promote moral fortitude.

[TroubleWolf]

Esbat quit it. Tarby quit it. Why can't you just give it up, dude?

[Vendel]

http://gileac.home.att.net/Bovina/Cows-with-Guns.gif

[Solario]

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/spider2.jpg

[Xielos]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Xielos/max_and_chloe_in_cage.jpg

Puppies for the win!

[MikeKAY]

That puppy is nekkid! Burn heathen! ;)

[Malibu Sally]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Xielos/max_and_chloe_in_cage.jpg

Puppies for the win!

Look at those eyes. Those dogs are surely possesed by evil spirits. The larger dog is also attempting to show its genital region. Smut, whether human or animal is still smut. Please find a more appropriate image.

[Akamaz]

I just have one thing to say
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/akamazY2000/churchsign.jpg
Why else would he make them?

[Seadevil]

'Maz wins the thread, ladies and gentlemen.

[Magna Harrier]

http://img73.echo.cx/img73/9614/mvc005s4aa.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The yang to the yin of puppies...

[OneHitWonder]

http://img160.echo.cx/img160/4250/picture0176hf.jpg

[Meltman]

Just three superheroes having some fun...

[Quakester]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/Quakester/Pooh.bmp

[Bari Jon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/Quakester/Pooh.bmp

:lmao: It's a good thing I sit on the floor in front of my couch to peruse the boards and play CoH!!!! I would have fallen down after seeing that!

[Chain Lightning]

This thread is almost disgusting in it's wholesomeness.

http://img70.echo.cx/img70/1912/19jt.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[inde]

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