Joe Schmoe
08-14-2008, 02:34 PM
So, I'm exhausted. Due to cirumstances lately, it takes me forever to fall asleep, and then forever to wake up. I'm pretty much nocturnal.
But I just found myself refusing to go back to sleep because EVERY dream I was having had my least favorite comic book character ever popping in everytime he got a chance: Jimmy Olsen. He was like the loser at a party stalking you, and making the obvious jokes every chance he could get, just for a shot at some sort of positive attention. He would NOT go away!
At one point, he was wearing a live snake. And he was like "Haha, its a snake. Isn't that hilarious?" NO JIMMY! Its not! You're an idiot! I hate you. Who created you?! You're useless! Everything you ever say is stupid. You always look like a moron. You never know what's going on ever. Your best friend is the most powerful human being on the planet, and you don't even notice it because he's wearing glasses, you dip****.
At another point, he was wearing the same outfit as Lois Lane because again, he thinks he's that god damn hysterical, and I jerked my head awake just to get away from him, which ended with my smacking my head against the desk. God damn it Jimmy.
I can't be more pissed at this loser. Every god damn dream.. The only way I could avoid him was to not go back to sleep. I'm so tired, but I have to get away from this guy. sjsjdngjn Why hasn't anyone killed this guy yet?! Someday, I want to get into the industry, JUST to write a story arc where Olsen is brutally raped to death.
Oh, and you know who else wears women's clothing, Jimmy? Gay male hookers. Get into that career choice, because you should NEVER be involved in reporting ever.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/JoeSchmoe4ever/JIMMY.jpg
But I just found myself refusing to go back to sleep because EVERY dream I was having had my least favorite comic book character ever popping in everytime he got a chance: Jimmy Olsen. He was like the loser at a party stalking you, and making the obvious jokes every chance he could get, just for a shot at some sort of positive attention. He would NOT go away!
At one point, he was wearing a live snake. And he was like "Haha, its a snake. Isn't that hilarious?" NO JIMMY! Its not! You're an idiot! I hate you. Who created you?! You're useless! Everything you ever say is stupid. You always look like a moron. You never know what's going on ever. Your best friend is the most powerful human being on the planet, and you don't even notice it because he's wearing glasses, you dip****.
At another point, he was wearing the same outfit as Lois Lane because again, he thinks he's that god damn hysterical, and I jerked my head awake just to get away from him, which ended with my smacking my head against the desk. God damn it Jimmy.
I can't be more pissed at this loser. Every god damn dream.. The only way I could avoid him was to not go back to sleep. I'm so tired, but I have to get away from this guy. sjsjdngjn Why hasn't anyone killed this guy yet?! Someday, I want to get into the industry, JUST to write a story arc where Olsen is brutally raped to death.
Oh, and you know who else wears women's clothing, Jimmy? Gay male hookers. Get into that career choice, because you should NEVER be involved in reporting ever.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/JoeSchmoe4ever/JIMMY.jpg