Ridiculous Deathmatch #8: Ragnarok

[The Widowed]

Krypto started it. Wids will stop it. :P

For centuries, there have been legendary skirmishes between creators and their creations. Victor Frankenstein was driven to his death by his Creature, Dr. Moreau fell to his beast-men, L. Ron Hubbard was reduced to a laughingstock by the Church of Scientology and Dolly Madison perished at the teeth and claws of a pack of zombies who were attracted to her sweet, scrumptious pastries. But now...the ultimate Creator must face the ultimate Creation. Who will survive?

Combatant #1
http://coh.tritonius.com/RDM8-God.jpg
God Almighty
The Alpha and the Omega.


Combatant #2
http://coh.tritonius.com/RDM8-Ryubeard.jpg
Ninjasuba McPirate
A genetic amalgam combining DNA harvested from Ryu Hayabusa, Blackbeard, Bluebeard, Rottenbeard, Jack Sparrow, Hanzo Hattori, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Davey Jones, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, ten well-trained Iga Clan ninja, ten battle-hardened Carribean pirates, Frankenstein's Monster, Dracula, the Wolf Man, a UFO and a partridge in a pear tree.


FIGHT!

[Nerfed]

Pffft... God's not all that.

[Meltman]

Since Ditka is God, I vote for God because Ditka could beat a pirate-ninja. (they're handicapped by being half pirate anyway)

[The Widowed]

Since Ditka is God, I vote for God because Ditka could beat a pirate-ninja. (they're handicapped by being half pirate anyway)
Clearly you have never fought a pirate, good sir.

Have you ever fought a wolverine?

Yes, it's kind of like that. :p

[Nerfed]

Since Ditka is God, I vote for God because Ditka could beat a pirate-ninja.
This is a popular misconception since God is both a title and a name (or a title used as a name). Ditka is God, sure... but not the original God whom he replaced. This should be evident in the picture used to illustrate who combatant #1 is, though I can see how you were led astray since God is the original's title and Wids used Ditka's title of God Almighty under God's picture.

Of course, if I'm wrong and that's Ditka in disguise, then I'd like to retract my vote and start over.



:|


Oh yeah... Da Bears. :chuckle:

[WingedAvenger]

Because Ninjasuba McPirate's DNA structure contains that taken from Chuck Norris, clearly he gets the vote. I'm willing to accept that God probably wouldn't be killed by a Norris roundhouse kick (as most people are), but he'll still have one hell of a headache in the morning.

[Akamaz]

yeah, you should change the font color for the ninjapirate there Wids, kuz I hadn't noticed the Chuck Norris DNA until Wingnut there mentioned it.


I mean, this should be the rediculously overmatched deity Deathmatch.

[iggy880]

Shoulda been Raptor Jesus, then we had a fight

[Knightward]

Shoulda been Raptor Jesus, then we had a fight
A tag team of Raptos Jesus and the FSM.

[The Widowed]

Hey, Stan Walker!

Say something. :p