My ex-wife...

[Dynamo-Man]

Is a ****ing ****-sucking ****! She needs to be tied to a pole with razor wire and gang-raped by the Patriots' defensive line. And her hair-lipped, hillbilly husband needs his balls cut off and shoved down his retarded, inbred throat.

That is all.

[Seadevil]

Well alright then.

[Knightward]

I concur, based on the fact that D-Man's a pretty good guy, therefore if someone was stupid enough to divorce him/cause him to divorce she's probably a ****ing ****-sucking ****.

[Seadevil]

... she's probably a ****ing ****-sucking ****.

Well, maybe someone likes those qualities in a wife. :lol:

[Dynamo-Man]

Well, maybe someone likes those qualities in a wife. :lol:
Apparently the redneck retard does. :lol:

[Nerfed]

Wooooooo! :)

[suburbanhell]

Ah, good times.

[Masked Revenger]

Having met D-Man's ex, I concur. I'm here for you buddy.

:mr: Chris

[Nerfed]

I'm not even gonna ask what brought on this particular outburst, D-Man... I'm sure its well-deserved and all. I would like to ask, however, what was it you originally saw (or ignored) in this woman that she got to be the ex-Mrs. D-Man?

[Dynamo-Man]

I'm not even gonna ask what brought on this particular outburst, D-Man... I'm sure its well-deserved and all. I would like to ask, however, what was it you originally saw (or ignored) in this woman that she got to be the ex-Mrs. D-Man?
I was 19 and horny. This does not induce proper thinking.

[bpphantom]

I was 19 and horny. This does not induce proper thinking.

Ah, true dat. Well, you're better off now.

[Dynamo-Man]

Ah, true dat. Well, you're better off now.
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r121/TDoolan005/AndHow.jpg

[Knightward]

I was 19 and horny. This does not induce proper thinking.
I think we've all been there at one point or another. My condolences man.

[Dynamo-Man]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. We've been divorced for a few years now, yet she still manages to find ways to make my life miserable (this time was about taxes). In a way, I can't wait until our daughter is 18, so I can erase the memory of her existence completely.

[RedSwitchblade]

I was 19 and horny. This does not induce proper thinking.

Oh man. My current relationship keeps having those "I didn't know any better" moments when looking to the past. I can relate.

"I didn't know what I wanted"
"I thought I'd be happy"
"I realized that people who refer to themselves as 'Queens of the Dorky Sluts' don't work for me emotionally."
"...Perhaps you'd like to sit down before you hear about her?"

:shinner: :shinner: :shinner:

[RedSwitchblade]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. We've been divorced for a few years now, yet she still manages to find ways to make my life miserable (this time was about taxes). In a way, I can't wait until our daughter is 18, so I can erase the memory of her existence completely.

Not knowing immediately what legality you're referring to, that sounded really sinister, LOL.

[Dynamo-Man]

Er...I meant the memory of my ex-wife. :look:

Yeah, that was worded wrong... :lol:

[bpphantom]

Oh Em Gees! D-Man's gonna off his ex! :D

Cops: "*shrug* So?"

[Dynamo-Man]

Oh Em Gees! D-Man's gonna off his ex! :D

Cops: "*shrug* So?"
:lmao:


...


What? :look:

[Dr Jack Wolfe]

Uh, perhaps a comment on how laid back you normally are? Taxes huh, ick.

[Dynamo-Man]

I am pretty laid back normally. So, it actually infuriates me even more when someone gets a rise out of me these days.

Still, I wouldn't off her. Then I would miss out on the show to follow when her life turns to **** and she falls in a never-ending spiral of self-loathing. :D

[bpphantom]

I am pretty laid back normally. So, it actually infuriates me even more when someone gets a rise out of me these days.

Still, I wouldn't off her. Then I would miss out on the show to follow when her life turns to **** and she falls in a never-ending spiral of self-loathing. :D

Ah, long term planning.

I likes you D-Man. You've got vision ;)

[Knightward]

You're not gonna charge admission fees if any of the rest of us want to see the show, are you D-Man?

[Dynamo-Man]

You're not gonna charge admission fees if any of the rest of us want to see the show, are you D-Man?
Nah. If I manage to capture a good amount of video, I'll upload it to YouTube. :D

[Endless One]

Ah, true dat. Well, you're better off now.


Awwww aren't you sweet!

[Knightward]

Nah. If I manage to capture a good amount of video, I'll upload it to YouTube. :D
You sir, are a saint!