The Reunion

[Green Tower]

Greetings meatbags. The Devil Child's tantrum was amusing, but not enough to keep the Strawman around. My time away has been well spent in advancing my agendas. This motley crew is seeking to reform and I approve. You may be vastly inferior creatures, but you serve your purposes. I have received word that the malodorous miscreant Slaphappy wishes to rejoin the fold. I , however, have no information on his rodent sidekick. A new order will be established or perhaps the loquacious queen will take the throne again. Either way, the Strawman has returned.

[suburbanhell]

YARR! I be itchin' to get me sea legs back

I suppose as surrogate VG leader I need to re-invite you all back in, it's been so quiet, too quiet...

YARR! Don't be forgetting me ninja hearty!

Of course not. How could anyone forget the Pirate/Ninja duo...I just hope we don't have to dress up like fiction story characters anymore

YARR! I'll be gettin' to be the mad hatter this time for sure, now that that happslappy feller be gone matey!

Right...well, I suppose I should set a date to open the flood gates, will everyone be around this Saturday?

YARR! That be thar groundhog day, I'll be scaring that little furry bastard all the way back to the the golden age of piracy!

Wouldn't it be easier just to kill him?

Perhaps matey, perhaps, but not nearly as fun!

Alright, well if anyone else will be around on Saturday, I'll make sure to make myself available to get you all invited back in. Let this be the day we make heroes and villains alike tremble in fear of the name Malice in Wonderland!