Mahaf
06-10-2005, 07:08 AM
... harder than Pam Anderson on camera.
1. Jumping induces paralysis.
2. You are randomly given rubber bullets.
3. Kevlar is only used to soak up the blood.
4. An AWP round to the foot results in death, but six M4 rounds do not.
5. Your head is larger than Russell Crowe's at the opening of Cinderella Man.
6. Fragmentation grenades are made of jello.
7. Your crosshairs are as important as your vote in the presidential election.
8. The most elite counter-terrorist squad in the world has a 13-inch vertical.
9. A shotgun round to the chest from seven feet away is little more than a fleshwound.
10. It's not Day of Defeat. :mad:
1. Jumping induces paralysis.
2. You are randomly given rubber bullets.
3. Kevlar is only used to soak up the blood.
4. An AWP round to the foot results in death, but six M4 rounds do not.
5. Your head is larger than Russell Crowe's at the opening of Cinderella Man.
6. Fragmentation grenades are made of jello.
7. Your crosshairs are as important as your vote in the presidential election.
8. The most elite counter-terrorist squad in the world has a 13-inch vertical.
9. A shotgun round to the chest from seven feet away is little more than a fleshwound.
10. It's not Day of Defeat. :mad: