For us Lonely Gurus....

[Dark AngelHawk]

My roomie made me the best cake ever!!!!!!! She told me the name and I figured I would share for us all. :) Believe me this cake is awesome....

Better than Sex cake

Ingredients:

1 box Devil's Food Cake mix
10-oz Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi
1 egg white
6-oz fat-free caramel ice cream topping *
7-oz fat-free sweetened condensed milk
1 cup Skor Bar or Heath Bar bits (found by the choc. chips)
1 (8-oz) container fat-free cool whip

*Note that it might not say "fat-free" on the front of the label, but check the nutritional info on the back. I bet it's fat-free. :-)

Directions:

Mix cake mix, egg white and diet soda. Bake at 375 degrees for 35 minutes or until toothpick comes out smooth in a greased 9x13 pan. During the last few minutes of baking, put caramel and condensed milk in a sauce pan and stir on medium low heat until smooth. Take cake out of oven, and poke holes all over the top. Pour caramel mixture over warm cake, filling in the holes. Sprinkle Heath bits over the top, reserving some for the top. Cool completely. Cover with container of fat-free cool whip and sprinkle with remaining heath bits. Put in fridge until ready to serve.

Yields: 24 servings

[Kinetix]

Title's doubtful.

[Solos]

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

[The Widowed]

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
What is that?
Oh, what's that?
What's that?
Who are you?
Where are we going?
What's that noise?
Is that a gun?
What's in here?
Where are we going?
Are you coming back?
Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!
Ooh, what's in here?
Hey, look at that thing. No, that other thing.
Ewww, what's wrong with your legs?
Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
Do you smell something burning?

:D

[Krypto]

Title's doubtful.

Indeed.

[Vendel]

Only a chick would say a cake is better than sex. A guy would never say that.....unless you could have sex with it.

[The Icy One]

What happens if you have sex while eating this cake? MY HEAD ASPLODE!

[RedSwitchblade]

Can you **** it?

What?

Can you **** it.

No.

*walks out*

[The Rev]

or The Rev's "Not better than sex, but will help you forget about it" recipe

One Box of cake mix.
One can frosting.
One jar of sprinkles.
One bottle of Jim Beam.
One 2 liter of Coke.

Directions:
Throw away cake mix, frosting, and sprinkles.
Mix Jim Beam and Coke.
Drink.
Repeat until you don't care.

And for the truly lonely nights, throw out the coke, and learn to drink beam straight.

[Dark AngelHawk]

You guys are silly. :lol:

[Larke]

Title's doubtful.

well since you'll never find out, might as well try the cake :D

[WingedAvenger]

well since you'll never find out, might as well try the cake :D

Oh SNAP! :cool:

[Krypto]

well since you'll never find out, might as well try the cake :D
Oh SNAP! :cool:

See, you can only say "Oh SNAP" if what the above person said is true. That's what makes it a burn/zing. Otherwise, you end up looking like a douchebox. :p

[Kinetix]

Oh snap!

[Kinetix]

http://ccccombobreaker.ytmnd.com/

[razoras]

Snap'd

[Snakebite]

mmm sex cake...:drool:
I'll take a double helping pwease :naughty:

[Solario]

THE CAKE IS A LIE.
THE CAKE IS A LIE.
THE CAKE IS A LIE.

The Cake is a Lie!

[8 Ball]

...awaits the obligitory Lazytown Cake YTMND.

[Nerfed]

Only a chick would say a cake is better than sex. A guy would never say that.....unless you could have sex with it.
But you can!!

I just don't think you'll want to eat it afterwards. (where's the barf emote?)

[Nerfed]

Also, for those of you that need more than cake as a substitute, there's always this: :rolleyes: :naughty: :shinner: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2QkdMBBADY)



[Hint: click the smilies.]

[Endless One]

Only a chick would say a cake is better than sex. A guy would never say that.....unless you could have sex with it.


Yes and what does that say about the quality of sex for men compared to women?

You're either having the right cake or the wrong sex. I used to agree with the cake. :lollipop:

[Dynamo-Man]

Yes and what does that say about the quality of sex for men compared to women?

You're either having the right cake or the wrong sex. I used to agree with the cake. :lollipop:
:cool: :naughty: :thumbup: :loveme: :couple: :kiss:

[Nerfed]

:cool: :naughty: :thumbup: :loveme: :couple: :kiss:
You forgot: :bhump:

[Dynamo-Man]

You forgot: :bhump:
crude. :eyebrow:

[Tsarmina]

My roomie made me the best cake ever!!!!!!! She told me the name and I figured I would share for us all. :) Believe me this cake is awesome....

Better than Sex cake

I can vouch for this cakes awsomeness. I've made it a few times for a company bake sale (to raise funds for associate activities) and it sold out every time. Super sweet yumminess!
(not convinced that the title is accurate though)

[Nerfed]

crude. :eyebrow:
But funny...


...and if one of you is going to mention quality of sex and the other take a bow for it, you've gotta expect a little laughter.

[Dynamo-Man]

But funny...


...and if one of you is going to mention quality of sex and the other take a bow for it, you've gotta expect a little laughter.
Point taken.

:bhump: :bhump: :bhump: :bhump:

:headbang:

[Nerfed]

:eyebrow:

Lighten up.
:neener:

Point taken.

:bhump: :bhump: :bhump: :bhump:

:headbang:
That's the spirit! :D

[Larke]

See, you can only say "Oh SNAP" if what the above person said is true. That's what makes it a burn/zing. Otherwise, you end up looking like a douchebox. :p

oh right, I forgot you 2 bump uglies... it must be really good! :bhump:

Me personally, a cake could never be better, but ice cream has... have you tried cold stone, coffee ice cream and brownie... pure awesome.

[Nerfed]

Coldstone's Creamery...
I prefer coffee ice cream with almonds and fudge lightly dribbled over the top.


Yeah, if any foodstuff (barring alcohol and/or narcotics) could be better than sex, its Coldstone's ice cream.

[Dynamo-Man]

Personally, I think comparing any food to sex is like comparing apples and oranges. Two completely different feelings of euphoria. :D

But, I guess in the context of this topic, some food could be better than sex. Especially if you aren't getting any sex. :lol:

[Dark AngelHawk]

But, I guess in the context of this topic, some food could be better than sex. Especially if you aren't getting any sex. :lol:

LOL! That's why I posted this thread, just in case.... It's good cake though, I won't say it's better then sex but it's just the name and thought it funny. I had to share.:chuckle:

[bpphantom]

I'd rather have my cake and eat her too... erm IT... eat it too! Damn...

Uhm... MT :)

[Kinetix]

oh right, I forgot you 2 bump uglies... it must be really good! :bhump:

Me personally, a cake could never be better, but ice cream has... have you tried cold stone, coffee ice cream and brownie... pure awesome.

Sucks to be your husband. If he sees that comment he'll die a little inside.

[Larke]

oh right, I forgot you 2 bump uglies... it must be really good! :bhump:

Me personally, a cake could never be better, but ice cream has... have you tried cold stone, coffee ice cream and brownie... pure awesome.
Sucks to be your husband. If he sees that comment he'll die a little inside.

did you notice the HAS? I wasn't a virgin when I met my husband :P

[Knightward]

I'm all for dying a little inside. Dying the little death is never a bad thing.

[Endless One]

Personally, I think comparing any food to sex is like comparing apples and oranges. Two completely different feelings of euphoria. :D

But, I guess in the context of this topic, some food could be better than sex. Especially if you aren't getting any sex. :lol:


AND As I'm allergic to a good share of foods as of late...food lets me down.