Have you ever...

[Meltman]

...wondered who would be better at DDR: Jesus or Shakespeare?

This is the American Soul.

[Meltman]

...thought your finger went numb only to find out it was just chocolate?

This is the American Soul.

[Meltman]

...seen a mime on the phone?

This is the American Soul.

[Stalking Shadow]

Down By The Bay!

[Greblaja]

... not understood the point of a thread?

This is me confused.

[Masked Revenger]

... Wondered why the alphabet was in that order?

Chris

[iggy880]

... not understood the point of a thread?

This is me confused.

...been able to explain more then 3 threads in the Spam forum?

[Pinny]

...wondering what the heck you guys are talking about?

[Kozzma]

Wondered why we park in a drive way, and drive in a park way?

Wondered who tests the IQ of military intelligence?

[8 Ball]

Wondered just who decided what direction "Clockwise" is?

[WingedAvenger]

...why the bank has Braille instructions at the drive-thru ATM?

[Xielos]

...why the bank has Braille instructions at the drive-thru ATM?

Becasue its more cost effective to use the same mold for drive-through ATMs as they do for regular ATMs than to create a seperate model, when the regular one will work just fine.

[Seadevil]

... not understood the point of a thread?

Yeeeep. In fact, i'm doing it right now.

[sheld0n]

...why is the moon the exact perfect size to cover the sun during a solar eclipse?

[Gogo]

...loved somebody so much it makes you cry?

ps it's a song, i'm not being an emokid kkthx

[Meltman]

...loved somebody so much it makes you cry?

All the time.

Ohhhhh, somebody, I thought you said 'some cheese.'

[iggy880]

...loved somebody so much it makes you cry?

ps it's a song, i'm not being an emokid kkthx

Yes...I miss you Jessica Alba :cry:

[Meltman]

...trimmed down/shaved off your beard/moustache/goatee and felt naked?

[MikeKAY]

...danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[Nite]

....wondered WHY we have to wear underwear?

[MikeKAY]

....wondered WHY we have to wear underwear?

Some don't, though the reasons for it are many, reasonable, and occasionally visible. :look:

[Randomus]

... walked through a room, and it felt more like the room passed around you?

Teehee.

[Sir Serpa]

... walked through a room, and it felt more like the room passed around you?

Teehee.
...Now that's deep.

[MikeKAY]

...met yourself and discovered that it was your father and your daughter?

[iggy880]

...went through the desert on a horse with no name?

[bpphantom]

...needed someone so bad, yeah.
...wanted someone that you just couldn't have.

Thank you Def Leppard

[Ledgerdemain]

why hotdog buns come in packages of ten, and hotdogs come in packages of 8?

[Malibu Sally]

why hotdog buns come in packages of ten, and hotdogs come in packages of 8?
You got it backward. Buns in 8, dogs in 10.





And that's the exception to the rule now anyway. Oscar Meyer is the only major brand still selling packages of 10. Most of the others have switched to 8 packs. :)

[Ledgerdemain]

You got it backward. Buns in 8, dogs in 10.





And that's the exception to the rule now anyway. Oscar Meyer is the only major brand still selling packages of 10. Most of the others have switched to 8 packs. :)

They just want you to think that! It is all apart of the great Hotdog Conspiracy! :look:

[Sebastian Kain]

Now I want a hotdog.

[Yin]

...wondered why blue is blue, red is red, and green is green? Who made those calls? What if green was suppose to be called red, and blue was suppose to be called white? Hm?

...wondered how all of these scientists and researches always know what the dinosaurs were thinking and what not. No you didn't. o_O; What if the T-Rex wasn't called the T-Rex? What if his name was Roar!....or what if we've assembled the bones all wrong?

...wondered why Americans are so fascinated with fireworks. They're a show of light. Why are we so fascinated by everything then what we're suppose to be fascinated with? We're a slow bunch of people to be considered the number 1 super power in the world sometimes....

[MikeKAY]

...wondered why blue is blue, red is red, and green is green? Who made those calls? What if green was suppose to be called red, and blue was suppose to be called white? Hm?

The important thing to realize is that what see as blue (or any color) is actually every single color BUT blue, or red, or green, or purple, or..... Visible light as we see it is only the wavelengths that are reflected by the object we see as a specific color. Everything else is absorbed. The second thing you must understand is that not everything sees things the same way. Some people are color blind, psychoactive drugs can alter the perception of color, some people are schizophrenic to the point that colors become randomly perceived, some animals see things in a sort of grey-scale, and some have night vision. Of course, the names are completely useless. Whether we call something blue or Blu, Blau, Bleu, Azul, أزرق, 青い, or Голубой means precisely **** all! :D

...wondered how all of these scientists and researches always know what the dinosaurs were thinking and what not. No you didn't. o_O; What if the T-Rex wasn't called the T-Rex? What if his name was Roar!....or what if we've assembled the bones all wrong?

Pure speculative bull****. Most of it is extrapolated from the behavior of modern reptiles and birds thought to be their descendants. Some of it is inferred through their physiology (e.g. their teeth, bone structure, stance, gait, etc) and the environment they were found in. As for how we put them together, that to is largely based on the animals that we believe the dinosaurs evolved into, which is only a mite circular in its reasoning. Once again, the names are meaningless. We could call the T-Rex Bob and it would still be a BAMF.

Also, have you ever wondered how some of those really heavy, armored, spiky dinosaurs got it on? The Stegosaurus for example. Ouch... :look:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Stego_fieldmuseum.jpg

...wondered why Americans are so fascinated with fireworks. They're a show of light. Why are we so fascinated by everything then what we're suppose to be fascinated with? We're a slow bunch of people to be considered the number 1 super power in the world sometimes....

The simple answer is that everyone else is slower. Take the Chinese, who invented fireworks, for example. Due to draconian and hideously obtrusive social polices, families are limited to one child per family and because of equally draconian traditions, females are routinely aborted in favor of males. The result is that the next generation of young Chinese men is going to be very, very lonely and horny with no one to blame but their dumbass parents and an even dumber authoritarian state. Not to mention their dangerous ignorance of all things related to sex! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4572859.stm)

Suddenly it doesn't feel so bad to be an American! :D

[Akamaz]

wondered just how syphilghonoherpleaids is spelt?

[WingedAvenger]

...wondered why Americans are so fascinated with fireworks. They're a show of light. Why are we so fascinated by everything then what we're suppose to be fascinated with? We're a slow bunch of people to be considered the number 1 super power in the world sometimes....

Just curious, what are we "supposed" to be fascinated with?

[Malibu Sally]

I'm still wondering how Mike was able to turn Yin's take on American fascination with fireworks and turn it into some rant about sexually immature Chinese. :look:

[MikeKAY]

They invented them, silly! :P

Virtually everyone has been fascinated with fireworks since they were invented. The Chinese seemed most obvious to pick on.

[Solario]

What sort of bastards names the "phobia of long words" Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

[iggy880]

What sort of bastards names the "phobia of long words" Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

The same guy the made the word for "to shorten" hyphenated

[Randomus]

The same guy the made the word for "to shorten" hyphenated
abbreviated

[iggy880]

abbreviated

Thanks, I just knew I was getting that wrong...:shinner:

[Pinny]

Wondered why all these diseases and medicines have crazy odd names that most of the time you couldn't pronounce without a doctor tell it to you 10 times? Only to forget five minutes later?